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HFB, do your duty of the day!

 Come on, spit spot! 

Quoting EA's hilarious post:

 "Have you hugged your IRI insulter today?  Or as in: Have you kissed your IRI tag team buddy today? "

;)

Btw, I wrote a post similar to your blog about the ball-breaking... 

Good for you

It certainly put me off from visiting IC as regularly - I need to keep my sense of "peace" while I study and share Hafez - and the site was disturbing the mindset I need for my work on this master.

Good for you for bringing it up. IC needs to get "creative" with inspiring change on its website. I'm back to only checking 1 or 2 times a month, or if some major Iran news has happened. Better things to do, otherwise. Sorry, Jahanshah - but hopefully this sharing would serve you, well.

CC

Perhaps that's it ........ 

short baldies, trying to improve their height by jumping at an iron beam at 160cm "high". 

LOL........

lol, sK

 I sort of keep imagining that they must be short baldies, trying to improve their height by jumping at an iron beam at 160cm "high". 

 P.S. Congratulations on hosting your un/godly blog so well. 

............

I got this in the e-mail from a friend. I thought this one was hilarious. Enjoy 

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar
with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax . It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."
I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don,you're an asshole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

CC

They even faield their anger management classes .....  

:)  

Thank you for your posts

 If I didn't think there'd be the scary possibility of things such as these, I would have suggested a group hug. 

Yes

Just sad...

Some live, breath, eat, drink and exhale IRI day in and day out!

In this website that is a 24 hour hobby for some as in: Have you hugged your IRI insulter today?  Or as in: Have you kissed your IRI tag team buddy today? Or as in: I need a car wash in the back of the dusty rear window of a Ford van, on a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Everything is sacred

Great blog, a subject that I suspect many think of

Yet do not say any thing either out fear of getting flamed or find no possible way to reason with them

I am part of the latter group, find them just as zealous, illogical and thuggish as the IRI itself and can not possibly reason with.

Mehrdad

Perperezi, boobool talah

 Is that what they do on IC? 

Sweet Jesus the Semite! I'm so innocent, especially when I objectify you or are you on the wrong blog or did you just read the news? 

P.S. Thanks, I love Bill Maher! 

And Sexting Too!

CoCo Puff,

Just to make your blog complete and echo your concerns, I am adding NY Congressman Weiner's texting with the Vegas blackjack dealer!

Warning: x-rated language by Bill Maher and Jane Lynch! Please complain to HBO!

//www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd...

Okey dokey

 Come to think of it though, I can see a problem with primeval blockheads: they might enjoy it. Virtual would cause them real pain!

All IRI and IRI's should be slapped mercilessly to submission!

IRI's mean IRI "primes" as in mathematics! 

Everything is sacred