Booby Traps on International Flights!

Booby Traps on International Flights!
by Faramarz
07-Jul-2011
 

Women with explosive breasts might be on your flight!

I read in the New York Times today that the Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning that the terrorists may be smuggling bombs onto the international flights by surgically implanting explosives in their bodies. In other words, that hot-looking Middle Eastern woman with those rather large implants (36D or larger) sitting across the isle and giving you that “come and get me” look might be carrying a booby trap!

I guess the same can be said about the Middle Eastern men with porno movie size willies! They might be concealing some serious weapons in their pants.

This new threat may cause some interesting encounters at the security lines at the airports. Just imagine that the TSA agent with the white gloves pulls the woman with large breasts out of the line and have the bomb-sniffing dog have a field day with her while the excited passengers don’t quite know if they should be scared for their lives or enjoy the scenery!

I, for one will not hesitate to report any large-breasted, attractive passenger to the officials immediately and will make sure that they perform a thorough search on her.

Here is the New York Times article.

//www.nytimes.com/2011/07/07/world/07security...

 

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Jan baz:)

by comments on Sat Jul 09, 2011 07:58 AM PDT

You are all protected as long as you are travelling with me.

As soon as I see one I'll jump on their fukcing terorist bodies to protect you all.


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divaneh

At the check point

by divaneh on Thu Jul 07, 2011 06:12 PM PDT

Security office: What is this? Is it Dynamite?

Old man: sigh, it was, not any longer.


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Airport Security job applications are bound to Rise, then Fall

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Thu Jul 07, 2011 05:14 PM PDT

Poor jobless and horny Middle Eastern guys seeing the picture on this blog, may rush to enroll at TSA; only to find out about same-sex only search rules! Ya Habibi ... is that a stick of dynamite or you're just happy to see me?


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nitemustfall

Good News for many!

by nitemustfall on Thu Jul 07, 2011 02:25 PM PDT

The only good News coming out of this is for those men and women with small "instuments" who have no worry of being harassed at the airports. 

I had enough and boycotted air travel long time ago!

 


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Esfand Aashena

To detonate the bomb take Viagra or release the push-up bra!

by Esfand Aashena on Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:47 AM PDT

Everything is sacred


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Faramarz

How do you detonate the boobies?

by Faramarz on Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:40 AM PDT

 

I wonder if you push or turn one of the knobs!

Esfand Jaan,

This is a good time to be in plastic surgery or enlargement business in Yemen or Afghanistan!

Now we know where Bilaakh comes from. Thank you.

Anahid,

Talk about a perky perks for the TSA agents!

Mash Ghasem,

We Iranian men get it from all directions.

Now we can’t even travel without getting harassed at the airport.

There goes my summer vacation plans. Where are those angry women who blame us for everything?

 

Raoul,

What if they need to pass gas after their last supper before going to heaven? Would the rectum-bomb detonate pre-maturely?

 

I feel sorry for the bomb-sniffing dog!


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Raoul1955

I think

by Raoul1955 on Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:27 AM PDT

That based on muslims' prior use of 'rectum-wrecking' explosives [see below] that in likelihood those ME men will have the stuff inserted in their rectum.  Perhaps that is why they get so much practice with their local imams in their pubescent years.

//israelinsider.net/profiles/blogs/qaeda-tried-to-assassinate


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Mash Ghasem

Thanks for the Bosom

by Mash Ghasem on Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:16 AM PDT

Lovely sight, not necessarily to inspect but have a gaze and let it go. Wonder if they're natural? This is the kind of story you expect to read in Mad magazine, but it's NYT. There were actually many complaints on conduct of some male TSA agent. Faramarz stop bragging about your concealed weapon.


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Anahid Hojjati

wow, as if Faramarz and Esfand did not have enough material

by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:09 AM PDT

TSA came to the rescue. That was funny Faramarz. May be there is no truth to threat of using such women but this was claimed so TSA workers can have some perks on the job.


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Esfand Aashena

Large breasted women and well endowed men terrorist tag teams!

by Esfand Aashena on Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:05 AM PDT

In addition to booby traps, I've heard that they are also considering penal enlargements for the purpose of surgically planting bombs!

Not to worry though, TSA Inspectors can now use the rule of thumb!  Earlier this week a report was published that linked penis size to finger length!

Here's the report and I'm not kidding!

Penis Size Linked to Finger Length

Everything is sacred


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