Women with explosive breasts might be on your flight!
I read in the New York Times today that the Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning that the terrorists may be smuggling bombs onto the international flights by surgically implanting explosives in their bodies. In other words, that hot-looking Middle Eastern woman with those rather large implants (36D or larger) sitting across the isle and giving you that “come and get me” look might be carrying a booby trap!
I guess the same can be said about the Middle Eastern men with porno movie size willies! They might be concealing some serious weapons in their pants.
This new threat may cause some interesting encounters at the security lines at the airports. Just imagine that the TSA agent with the white gloves pulls the woman with large breasts out of the line and have the bomb-sniffing dog have a field day with her while the excited passengers don’t quite know if they should be scared for their lives or enjoy the scenery!
I, for one will not hesitate to report any large-breasted, attractive passenger to the officials immediately and will make sure that they perform a thorough search on her.
Here is the New York Times article.
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