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What if Ahmadinejad’s Wife Wrote a Book, Like Sarah Palin
16-Nov-2009
Sarah Palin’s book, Going Rouge, is out this week and excerpts from the book are all over the news. There is a cheesy passage that caught my eye. It is about the rumors that Sarah and Todd were going to divorce.
“That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd's blue eyes smiling, I chuckled. Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?”
It would be great if one of these days Ahmadinejad’s wife, Azam Farahi wrote a book and addressed the rumors that Mahmoud wanted to have a seegheh. Here is how I envision that the passage would read.
“That day in smoggy Sabzeh Meydoon, in south of Tehran, when the seegheh rumors were all over Facebook and Twitter, I watched Mahmoud, short and un-shaved, take the barbari bread from my hand and took it to the kitchen to eat. Seeing Mahmoud’s little beady, crossed eyes smiling, I chuckled. Khaak e Aalam, I thought. Divorce Mahmoud? Have you seen Mahmoud?”
Just a thought! Now back to reading the rest of Palin’s book.
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Humor-ous
by Jahanshah Javid on Mon Nov 16, 2009 02:13 PM PSTVery funny Faramarz. I get get picture of cross-eyed Mahmoud out of my head :))
Farhad: Humor is the American spelling of humour.
Humour is with an OU
by Farhad on Mon Nov 16, 2009 01:55 PM PSTFaramarz, it is actually humour, not humor!
Humor is with an "O" Capt_Ah
by Faramarz_Fateh on Mon Nov 16, 2009 01:17 PM PSTIts not humer, or hummer or hewmer. Its humOr buddy.
I guess the nightly akAber classes didn't spend too much time on spelling.
funny :))
by capt_ayhab on Mon Nov 16, 2009 01:09 PM PSTNice sense of humer and funny indeed.
-YT
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FaramarzMon Nov 16, 2009 12:47 PM PST
Dear Cost-of-Progress,
Please do not take the engineering comments seriously.
As you well know, love is always blind!
EPC, for the record
by Cost-of-Progress on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:22 PM PSTas a seasoned engineer, I must say that I do not believe myself to be > than others. That I leave to doctors.........
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by ex programmer craig on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:17 PM PSTI also heard A.N.'s wife was an engineer. That puts her at quite an advantage compared to...
I think the fact she married Ahmadinejad puts her at quite a disadvantage compared to just about anyone. Just saying!
On a side note, what causes you to place an engineer that the only thing we know about her is that she married a troglodyte, above a journalist who became an American Governor and Vice Presidential candidate on her own merits?
That's an intersting value system you've got there. Is that feminism? Or do you just think engineers > all, even if they've never worked a day in their lives?
funny
by IRANdokht on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:53 AM PSTI can't believe you're reading that book. You must have a lot of extra time on your hands... :o)
by the way it's called "Going rogue". Going Rouge is a coloring book that came out as a parody of Sarah Palin's book. I hear it's a lot more advanced than hers.
I also heard A.N.'s wife was an engineer. That puts her at quite an advantage compared to the ex-beauty queen who attended 5 different colleges and barely made it to graduating with a journalism degree which she doesn't obviously use much considering she doesn't read anything.
IRANdokht
Only if she is as good looking and as dumb as SP
by Bavafa on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:33 AM PSTSarah Palin good looks is certainly match able but it is not as easy of a contest when it comes to her intelligence, or there lack of?
Mehrdad
bah bah abjee azam :0)
by Babak Khorramdin on Mon Nov 16, 2009 09:56 AM PST//www.trtpersian.com/trtinternational/galeri/...
"Better to live for just a single day as a ruler than to live for forty years as an abject slave."
B.K.
LOL
by Cost-of-Progress on Mon Nov 16, 2009 07:19 AM PSTIt would have been more horrifying if her account would include AN's open collar shirt unbuttoned down to the chest....Yikes, good thing I did not have breakfast this morning....
BTW, Sarah Palin, the ignorant right wing nut case voddo queen, is getting way too much publicity for the white trash chronicles....She needs to stick to shooting wolves from helicopters and leave writing and the art of writing to others.
Disturbing thing is this person might have a shot at the white house specially if Obama keeps pissing off the white majority. The Christian Right who helped put the chimp in the White House for 8 years now longs to get back in. The thought of Palin in the White House - even near the White House - makes me puke........
Cheers.
CoP
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