Fesenjoon Returns

Leonardo da Vinci himself couldn't draw IRI better!

Bad Stories for Bad Kids

Im also your father, PF

Did you know?

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf5iDCY8UO4

and guess how I met your mother. mwwwahahaha... 

There you go

If it walks like a duck, sooner or later it will quack like the duck too and admit to being what it is.

Thanks PF

I'd be honored to be called an Israeli. They helped us in the war against Iraq. 

In fact I will write a blog in honor of Israel, now that you mention it.

Thanks for the idea! 

Fesenjoon

I shared the John Lajoie video at work, and everyone was in stitches--and we're talking about some serious nerds here (myself included).  It's one of the finniest videos I've ever seen.

"Searching for the purpose of the universe sucks ...." Now that's funny!!! 

Because, Fesenjoon2

You ain't no homeboy. Like I said, more than likely you are Israeli.

"I don't even like the

"I don't even like the things I like..."

"I'm not gay, I just don't give a f**k about straight sex..."

 You can't make this stuff up...This has been a very entertaining evening, indeed.  

All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir

Hilarious!!!

That's great...you're right dude.  It's even better than the other one!

A couple of my favorite quotes:

"I don't even like the things I like..."

"I'm not gay, I just don't give a f**k about straight sex..."

Priceless.  Thanks Dude!!! 

I dont have to prove anything to you PF. Believe what u like.

Now if youll excuse me, I have work to do.

Don't Evade, Fesenjoon2

Prove what you claimed.

AO

Dude,

If you think that Lil John Cookbook song was funny, check this one out:

The lyrics are hilarious. Right up the "F*** whitey" alley: 

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18 

I don't believe you

Prove it!

hah hah

Well I have a PhD, and I studied at Tehran University.

The fact that youre here 24/7 shows youre a teenager. Grownups have bills to pay, jobs to do, responsibilities to keep.

Cheers 

Dude, that's a great video

I had never heard it before.  Thanks for posting.  Enjoyed it, especially in light of the fact that I was just about to use a recipe book to cook myself something. :-)

AO

ever since PF posted that "Black Power/F*** whitey" stuff, I keep thinking of this rap song. So funny:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLNNWItMSuo&feature=related 

FYI

I have a graduate degree in classical Persian as well as Arabic literature. My Persian is by definition better than yours.

No, you're an Israeli - like your other chums here - and your peculiar smug arrogance is the indicator.  You ain't no homeboy!

Seriously, Vildemose jaan

I don't think any intelligence service, even the IR's, is desparate enough to take in a lying, lunatic, untrustworthy, shady chracter like this loser into its ranks.  He's a walking liability.  

blah blah blah

PF

Go first learn how to write proper Farsi, then come here and accuse others of not being Iranian.

I think youre actually a Bahai trying to generate sympathy by posting all that anti-Bahai sh**.

Well, well, well...

Pull out the old he-might-be-a-MOSSAD-agent canard when things look bad for you. Where have I heard that one before? Wait a minute, talk.religion.bahai on USENET...

That must be listed under the "desperate tactics" section of your BIA manual. Turn back to the contents page and you'll find better ones than this silly nonsense.

You people sound desperate now.

Dear AO: I think you might

Dear AO: I think you might be on to something...

I would not be surprised if FP and his thousands of other usernames might be a Mossad agent; painting Iranians as militant, violent, anti-US,  bigotted Islamists who need to be invaded. Notice, that he never says anything inflammatory about the MEK.

Good catch.

All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir

Vildemose jaan - also on these parasites

I wrote a blog about them: 

//iranian.com/main/blog/anonymous-observer/ar...

Unfortunately, there are too many of them around. 

Cat got your tongue, AO?

Or are you just mumbling in Hebrew to yourself?!

If the 19th century charlatan and hogheh-baaz whose corpse you people presently harbor in occupied Palestine was a prophet, then I am God!

How's that for entertainment value, Schlomo?

Let me put it to you this way

But first let me say this to you: you know nothing and understand nothing! Nor do I care to prove or demonstrate anything to someone who doesn't have the manhood to emerge from behind the convenience of their alias and internet handle. For all I know, you may really be an Israeli. I don't know you're an Iranian. Prove it to me by revealing your real identity.

This isn't about religion at all, although from my end it is about the right of a smaller & older community (which the Baha'is have attempted to stamp out and erase from the pages of history) to exist and be heard. This is also more importantly than anything about a powerful political bloc supported by parasitic Western capitalist looters and Zionist rapists who are attempting to take power in Iran by force and socially engineer a Baha'i theocracy and Baha'o-Stalinist totalitarian religious dictatorship there which will make the reign of the mullahs look like nothing by comparison.

The state of Iranian education is fine, and education is never dependent on institutions. Iranian students by and large have proven themselves to be better than their peers from other countries. The proof is in the manner these students excel within the environment of foreign universities at virtually anything they do. So even though the IRI robs them in its way, the parents and peers of these students instill values into these students that no one - and least of all the West - could ever instill on its own. This proves that the grassroots of Iranian society even under the mullahs is far superior to anything that passes for the same in the West; and with that, with or without the IRI, the state of Iranian education and Iranian students will always be among the best in the world because these students are the best in the world due to the fact that the culture which rears them is the best in the world!

Isn't this entertaining?

We have a fat, bald Iranian (who thinks he's a prophet), sitting behind his computer shouting "black power."  :-)))))

Entertainment just doesn't get any better than this!!!  

Keep the crazy train rolling! 

Let me put it another way for you PF

Even if you post 1000 links and documents, and they are all true about bahais, it wont matter.

Because I care about Iran and problems related to Iranians at the moment. Not the Bahai temple in Haifa and India, or whether Bahaullah was a British spy, or what some court ruling says about some bahais, or what their book says.

You forget that I dont give a crap about ANY religion: Bahaism and Babism are derivatives of Islam, which itself is a revised copy of Christianity and Judaism, which are in turn plagiarized copies of Mithraism, Zoroastrian dualism, and a bunch of Pagan beliefs from ancient Egypt to Gilgamesh, to Moon worshipping Meccans.

You think Modern Science is stupid. I think religion is. So your Bahai-bashing links dont impress me, because I dont care about religion.

What I care about is Iran, its universities, its economy, its policies, its foreign relations, its riots, protests, its diaspora. Do you have anything to add to those topics without dragging the discussion into Bahai/Israeli claims? 

BTW, I said farsi, not Pinglish with dast-o paa shekasteh sentences. Any 3rd generation Iranian-American teenager can manage a Pinglish sentence. If youre really from Iran, it should show in your vocabulary and farsi syntax.   

You people in the USA

Have such a warped sense of the rest of the world. Just because Ayn Rand appears to dictate your views on just about everything, you believe what that trick immigrant rightwing nutcase says constitutes gospel truth and so the way of things everywhere else. It doesn't.

Other than in the classist dyostopia that is the moral cesspool known as the USA, welfare is not considered a slur or a bad thing anywhere else. Welfare and universal healthcare are givens in everybody's life (and have been for decades) outside of the borders of that warped hell whole that is your dyostopic home. Heck, even your leash-holders in Zionistan accord their citizenry state welfare and universal healthcare. Socialism rules!

Iranians in Iran should take note of the kind of callous classism these wannabe thugs with silver spoons in their mouths in the USA bring with them. These are the people who want to bring "democracy" and "freedom" to Iran.

Burn Atlas Shrugged! Make a toilet out of Ayn Rand's grave! Love live Iran! Down with parasitic American capitalism and its advocates!

Never a contender Vildemose jaan

Just a loser, hiding behind hate and bigotry, and totally dependent on his pretend enemy for his mere existence.  

  Now go fill up

Now go fill up another welfare application to beg for money from the white man.

Very sad, indeed. He could have been contender.

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsNXd57Ppw

All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir

Nope

Don't know what you're talking about regarding any photos. And, psstttt, you have been engaging quite a bit even though you have said you wouldn't. You can't help yourself. Now if the engaging was for real and without the levers of censorship in your hands, you and I both know your hide would be all mine, Mr anti-Iranian and not-so-Anonymous_Observer ;O)

And what do you have against welfare applicants, classist snob. Born with a silver spoon in your mouth, eh, or is your name Mitt "47%" Romney?

F*&^ whitey! Black Power!

 Ayahuasca: Ayahuasca

 Ayahuasca:

Ayahuasca (ayawaska pronounced [ajaˈwaska] in the Quechua language) is any of various psychoactive infusions or decoctions prepared from the Banisteriopsis spp. vine, usually mixed with the leaves of dimethyltryptamine (DMT)-containing species of shrubs from the genus Psychotria. The brew, first described academically in the early 1950s by Harvard ethnobotanist Richard Evans Schultes, who found it employed for divinatory and healing purposes by the native peoples of Amazonian Colombia, is known by a number of different names (see below). It has been reported that some effects can be had from consuming the caapi vine alone, but that DMT-containing plants (such as Psychotria) remain inactive when drunk as a brew without a source of monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) such as B. caapi. How indigenous peoples discovered the synergistic properties of the plants used in the ayahuasca brew remains unclear. While many indigenous Amazonian people say they received the instructions directly from plants and plant spirits, researchers have devised a number of alternative theories to explain its discovery.[1]

All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir