The New Iranian.com Schedule

The New Iranian.com Schedule
by Golaab
12-Nov-2011
 

Am I the only one who has noticed that user Fred is able to post a blog every single day exactly at 1:00 a.m.? It would be so cool to learn how to do this! I mean can you imagine? We can have different groups of users post their blogs at exactly the same time every day, thereby differentiating themselves from the rest. The schedule could look something like this:

1:00 a.m. Human Rights Activists Aiming To Bomb Iran, Tabrik!
2:00 a.m. IRI Apologists Incognito
3:00 a.m. Neocon Iran Liberators
4:00 a.m. Cyrus The Great Daydreamers
5:00 a.m. Wannabe Poets At Heart
6:00 a.m. Iranian Men Dedicated To Iranian Models
7:00 a.m. Copy-Pasters Anonymous
8:00 a.m. Retired Savaki Agents In Exile
9:00 a.m. Out of Work Iranian-American Men In Search of Entertainment
10:00 a.m. Proud Bored Monarchists
11:00 a.m. Iranians Commenting While On The Clock
12:00 p.m. Male Muslim IRI Supporters Against Stereotyping
01:00 p.m. Leftist Iranians Driving Mercedes Benzes
02:00 p.m. Remorseful Toudehis (Toudeh-ee-ha-ye Tavvab)
03:00 p.m. Remorseful Baha’is
04:00 p.m. Remorseful Muslims
05:00 p.m. Remorseful Monarchists
06:00 p.m. Iranian Women In A Bad Mood
07:00 p.m. Non-Doctor/Engineer Children of Iranians
08:00 p.m. Firm Believers of Democracy through Foreign Intervention
09:00 p.m. Retired Embezzlers Turned Political Pundits
10:00 p.m. Bald Belly Dance Critics
11:00 p.m. Fat Iranian Girls Without Fear
12:00 a.m. Independent Shooshool Washers’ Collective

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Truthseeker9

OI

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I think Fred is secretly laughing, knowing that he is the centre of these peoples world.


Onlyiran

Not funny!

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Another bashing attepmt by a Fred obsessed regular user under a new username.  Just look at how many times "Iran will be bombed" is mentioned in the blog and you will know what you're dealing with her.

On another note, I'm surprised that JJ didn't featured this blog.  He usually does when it's an attack on me or Fred.  He has featured three personal attack blogs against me so far, and at least a couple against Fred. 


Esfand Aashena

Faramarz jaan "admin" is "Peggy" in that credit card commercial!

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I always thought of admin as someone in his boxers who dozes off on a couch with bread crumbs all over his shirt and laptop! 

Everything is sacred


Faramarz

In Search of Admin!

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Recently, there have been a lot of requests from Admin to explain certain actions or clarify policies, but none are forthcoming. So I looked into it and have a few theories about Admin.

Maybe Admin is not a person, but rather a concept or a virtual organization that is somewhere out there in a call center in India. And as comments are flagged, a message is sent and an agent arbitrarily removes them or ignores them, depending on who is on the night shift, Chandra or Bashu.

Or maybe Admin is an algorithm that is running in the background on the site and based on the user profile and their propensity to violate certain rules, it automatically and randomly removes or blocks blogs.

Or maybe as in the Wizard of Oz, and as Dorothy discovered, Admin is not a big guy who has all the answers, but someone behind a big curtain that helps you find what you are looking for on the Yellow Brick Road.

Or maybe he is JJ’s alter ego, or his little nephew that is having a good time on the site!


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there is a lot of whining by bloggers/commentators too

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recently, it is boring when some contributors complain a lot and take themselves too seriously.


Esfand Aashena

Freedom of Speech for Iranian.com!

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Isn't there a mini-speech about Freedom of Speech every 15 minutes?! 

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11:00 PM Time Slot

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Rea

Hilarious

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any hours:
 Ungodly foreign entities


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Souri Khanom: Ditto your comment

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You are not alone in your belief :)

'Hambastegi' is the main key to victory 

Mehrdad


Roozbeh_Gilani

And Finally....

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1:00AM-12PM: working on line for your Barbari Bread! 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


JahanKhalili

Here's a couple of others

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Iranian rumorists

IRI supporter detection hounds

 

 


JahanKhalili

What About Radio Farda Worshipper?

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... or BBC addict?


Anonymous Bugger

:)Cyrus day dreamer vs NIACiii pay receiver, time slot

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2;30am in between iri dude & sobzolla guy...  buddie we day dreamers smell you pay receivers from a mile away::))..half-decent blog though, yet try your luck next time under Golabi or anar . btw, good to see Sargord Pirooz my half american buddie back. minus differences we got along fine.. hello mr abdul khalil jefferson. cheers !!!


Roozbeh_Gilani

Since your blog is really about "Fred"...

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1:05 AM: Elderly london residing Bache Akhoond Transvestite with a fantacy for threesome with jamal abd ol naser and Moshe dyan, spewing out her daily korsi sher on Fred's blog.

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


JahanKhalili

I love that list...

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"Firm Believers of Democracy through Foreign Intervention"

Cyrus The Great Daydreamers"

What a scream!


Truthseeker9

...

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And what is the point, except inuendo and gossip about the idenity of a user on IC?


Multiple Personality Disorder

One of the best, simplest, short, hilarious blogs I've ever seen

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I agree, it should have been featured, except, I think, the editor, doesn't featured blogs that has a hint of attacking other users, but in this case I think the bloggers is trying to make a point.


پندارنیک

Good one........really......

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To be honest with you I don't know the real difference between a featured and a non-featured blog...........but I do know this rule of thumbs at IC: Had you not singled out our dear famed member in the opening of your blog, it would've deserved to become one of the best entertaining blogs ever featured (and I agree with that rule wholeheartedly)..............I like the way that you kept it in the straightforward politico/social context and shoved no exotic or radical personification into it.......this blog remains featured in my memory.............thanks................


Multiple Personality Disorder

I identify with the "Independent Shooshool Washers’ Collective"

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I do my own business myself, at 12:00 AM,,,


Faramarz

Anahid

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That's why I like you! You own up to your category.


Anahid Hojjati

Faramarz jan, since you took

by Anahid Hojjati on

Ownership of a category, I do too. I post many poems early mornings so I will take wannabe poets at heart, the 5 am time :).


Faramarz

A Good Observation Golaabi!

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Since I usually post comments around 6 AM that puts me in the "6:00 a.m. Iranian Men Dedicated To Iranian Models" category which is a good description of me and my ilk!

Good Observation Golaabi!


Truthseeker9

...

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"You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him."

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Multiple Personality Disorder

There are a few more, but I'm too intimidated to mention them...

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... but I found these to be hilarious: the imposters who pretend to be human rights activists but in reality they can't wait for Iran to be invaded, Cyrus the Great daydreamers, Copy-Pasters Anonymous, Iranians Commenting While On The Clock, IRI Supporters Against Stereotyping :O), Firm Believers of Democracy through Foreign Intervention...

Very funny!


Mash Ghasem

The IC community in half a day?

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And what's all these vicious rumors about Leftists driving Mecedes. NOT TRUE. It's Volvo, S80; how could you not drive it?!

An almost comprehensive catalog of all in here, with MPD's additions, cheers.

An old friend was recalling how on his insistence some of his old friends attended a protest for workers in Iran, his three friends were driving; BMW, Mecedes and a Volvo. True story. Now a days they just go drinking, it's less embarassing!


Souri

Very funny!

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And so true :)

BTW, to answer your question: no, you are not the only one who has noticed that Fred posts his blogs, always at 1:00am !

I even came to believe that people were right when they said that Fred is not a single user, but it is an organization composed of a few people.

Thanks for the fun !


Anahid Hojjati

interesting blog

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Tiger Lily

ROFLM

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!


anglophile

You also missed this one:

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That's not fair, you forgot some people...

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Right away I can think of these people:

Former National Front Offshooters

Nationalist-Sectist Devotees

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Satirists Without Humor

...