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19-Feb-2009
I am so excited for the GOP comeback. I am dreaming of which beautiful name I will be able to click on when I hobble into the voting booth on November 1, 2012. Hopefully, PRESIDENT: SARAH SEXY PALIN (Republican). The idiot democrats are celebrating '08 (which any squirrel could have won, obviously) while the GOP is plotting some serious schemes. Obama and his morons better look out because this shyte is tight like a 14 year old gymnast. I've been learning about that handsome, tall, and dark GOP leader Michael Steele pledging to bring HIP-HOP culture into the party, I was like "Why didn't George Bush or Karl Rove think of this?" Of course, that is what the GOP will be fixed by - HIP-HOP! Blacks! Rap! Deep Bass and lyrical rhymes. Mr. Steele also said he would target one armed midgets with this sexy new campaign. I'm excited as hell. I think loud, angry, percussive music and baggy clothing are definitely what will fix the GOP. Also, it reminds me of something the stud Rush Limbaugh (juicy boobs big enough to make Salma Hayek jealous - or fit a persian kitten between MEOW) said recently about the lack of republican presence in PopULaR CuLTuRE! He thinks that it can just happen by putting an elephant on Miley Cyrus' ass! HAHA! I can't wait to see these tricks. Maybe we will have a WWE wrestler GOP rooting? Hmmmm. Karl Rove would be so funny for this job! Or Alberto Gonzales? He can waterboard the other wrestlers as his finishing move!!!! Freedom Concerts were invented by Sean Hannity and they definitely helped the GOP succeed in 2006, 2008 and overall world Domination. I also appreciate Mr. Rick Santorum telling us that the Koran was written in Islamic. This is very groundbreaking. I think Obama's days are numbered (5 billion years in office at least). I think what is also interesting about this "pop culture" or even arts in general is that they are coming out of opposition or anti-establishment. The only "mainstream" or "pop culture" reference the GOP has is the monopoly man and he is very popular of course. Good luck GOP! I'm rooting for you. I think Michael Steele is an idiot for not citing where he got this idea! Karl Rove is a Hip-Hop natural as you can see. MC ROVE does his dance. Black people will FLOCK to this, and maybe Iranians too if they blend it with some lovely Iranian Pop Music or Bollywood ballads. I can't wait!
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Mahmoud and Ann: A second honeymoon
by Niki Tehranchi on Sat Feb 21, 2009 08:04 PM PSTHere you go:
//iranian.com/main/blog/niki-tehranchi/rerun
Enjoy :o)
I think you should re-post it
by rosie is roxy is roshan on Sat Feb 21, 2009 05:06 PM PSTmaybe indicating somewhere that it is a re-post. I have actually looked for it a couple of times, but couldn't remember the author til Marge reminded me. Then I looked under you on Contributors and it was gone. Actually I should've realized it was you. There are only a handful of satirists from back then and I knew it wasn't Mazloom or Jish. I guess I forgot because at that time you hadn't written for a while.
Ahmadinejad Ann Coulter Satire
by Niki Tehranchi on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:37 PM PSTRosie you are so sweet to remember :-) Shall I re-post it?
I love your writing style
by Niki Tehranchi on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:24 PM PSTthis one and the one about the sexy Iranian valet: Now I am hooked. I have to go and see if you have written any other blogs. I want to read them all!!!
Rosie - Coons? NO!
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Fri Feb 20, 2009 05:52 PM PSTRush Limbaugh was quite specific in choosing an animal to describe our black president who now has a Sushi Roll named and designed because of him.
Rush Limbaugh said "He's a squirrel - a RAT with better PR." Rush Limbaugh also enjoys puppies for breakfast, so don't sweat it! Donkey, Coons, Squirrels, Monkeys! Our president is just an animal. This makes Rush Limbaugh less than an animal - Ecoli! that is what is found in feces I think. Yikes!
Irandokht, I don't think you were here when
by rosie is roxy is roshan on Sat Feb 21, 2009 05:07 PM PSTNiki wrote this satire where someone was interviewing Ahmadinejad and at the end he showed them his new wife and it was Ann Coulter in chador and she told them how happy she was. I tried to find it but it looks like Niki deleted all her old blogs, I think this one was end '07. I wanted to show it to Marge, she's always making cracks about Ann Coulter.
I wish the blog were still here.
Marge-
right, right, I'd forgotten all about the toga...all about it..
Michael Steele is a wonder of politics! Seriously amazing!
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Fri Feb 20, 2009 05:03 PM PSTDid you know that this guy was arrested and caught with drug paraphernalia!?
I swear to god if I had such a record, I would die of shame! I would hide under a rock. OR I would try to get a cushiony, fun job at the GOP as a tolken ImmiGRANT. Yehaw!
Karl Rove, ROSIE joonz, is looking mighty sexy these days. Have you seen him on FOX? Methinks he has been working out! Weights+facials+manicure/pedicure and maybe even a colonic? Team Rove! U-S-A!
IRANDOKHT!!! Honey that is not material - that is evidence of scholarly achievement. Ann Coulter is a high functioning autistic woman. I have a theory that she is autistic. No one talks like that and keeps a straight face otherwise.
Rosie - John the DOJ man is dearly missed. So is the Toga he put on the statue of liberty in the DOJ press room - her nipples are very cold and may break off.
Couldn't help it
by IRANdokht on Fri Feb 20, 2009 02:00 PM PSTI thought of your blog when I ran into this blog:
Ann Coulter: Chris Matthews Wants To Have Sex With Barack Obama (VIDEO)why do they keep insisting on giving you more material for the next blog ;-)
IRANdokht
love it ;-)
by capt_ayhab on Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:08 AM PST//iranian.com/main/news/2009/02/14/rnc-chairm...
capt_ayhab [-YT]
You've done it again
by IRANdokht on Fri Feb 20, 2009 09:05 AM PSTI just couldn't stop laughing, started with the picture you picked and reading each paragraph I kept thinking: Yeah! You go girl! that's the best part!
I love your sense of humor! so fresh, clever and zingy! Fantastic!
IRANdokht
You ain't kiddin', babe, talk about gee oh! i'm peeing...
by rosie is roxy is roshan on Fri Feb 20, 2009 08:29 AM PSTin my pants..rhis is sooooooo funny, best ever of yours i think..Two points:
1) you said "any squirrel" could've won the election. was this a typo" did you mean "any coon"? haha, i know i know, but your blogs are PC-free zones..)
2) although admittedly crooning is no substitute for rap, just in case you missed this OTHER sexy far right winger spread his mighty musical wings (he WROTE it, I swear to god..):
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmMGYv3mag
but YOUR video is DEFINITELY the...cat's meow on the boob tube..i mean the lube tube...i mean..oh you know what i mean..
YOUTUBE!
LOL