Multiple Personality Disorder

Long Live the Iranian Soosools and Ghertis too!

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On 2nd thought, I think you'll ruin our soosool movement if...

...if you joinced in.  We need people who are more loose and soosool.  You're too intense.  I understand your intenseness and not believing in any groups , but never the less you're a loner within a group of people in Hotel California, still trying to go against the flow .  It must be tiresome.

A soosool? yes! A soosoolist?No way!

Dear MPD,

Actually, others have called me a "soosool", but I personally never thought so. After the cultural cleansing at universities (it was 1983), one of my leftist friends was given the permission to come back to university...do you know why? She was told by the islamists that since she was such a good friend of that "soosool" (me), she shouldn't be that dangerous!Back then, I spent my time at cafeteria, drinking tea, faking to be smoking a cigarette, and discussing god or sartre with girls in chador. I always kept my lips red, and wore colorful clothes to prove my uniqueness... 

So, I'd never believed in any group. I might have joined so many causes on facebook, or I might have signed so many petitions...but deep down, I know that I've mostly remained the same loner, going against the flow.

Sorry MPD-e aziz for disappointing you, Az. 

Were you a soosoolist?

Why did you quit?  Come, come join us again.

Soosoolists of the world, unite!

I'm trying to laugh...

Dear MPD,

Thank you so much for always trying to make us laugh! But there are days that it feels harder than other days.

As an ex-soosool, I know I have to join your fight, but I feel too tired for any fighting... These news from Iran never make me laugh. I'm more for weeping...but it should be me and not you!! Your writing is clever and original and your creativity, flowing...as always. It's just me, I guess.

Thanks for trying though...Az.  

so,,, let say it, even by nicety

دست درد نکنه!

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