بدبختی جدائی


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15-Jan-2012
 

بدبختی ما اینجاست که برای اول شدن باید یک زن و شوهرِ عاقل، بالغ، فهمیده، باهوش، مؤدب، و منطقی را به جانِ هم انداخته، یکی را راهی کانادا و دیگری را گرفتارِ پیرمردی مریض، و سومی را زنی محتاج، و چندمی را قلدر، و یکی را دزد، و دیگری را اسیرِ شرایط زندگی کنیم. حالا بعد از این همهِ بدبختی‌ها بعد که اول شدیم نمیدونم چی‌کار کنیم، چه خاکی تو سرمون بریزیم. دست بدیم؟ روبوسی کنیم؟ اصلاً با این زنِ پتیارهِ مدونا چی‌کار میشه کرد. زنیکهیه فاحشهیه نیم‌لختی آخه خجالت هم خوب چیزه! باز خوب شد اقلاً یه نیم‌دستکشی تو دستاش بود، وگرنه اگه دستش به دست اصغر میخورد دیگه چه واویلائی میشد.

بابا صد رحمت به اصغر که از مقامِ معظمِ رهبری تشکر نکرد وگرنه کُفر همه‌رو در میآورد. بازم صد رحمت به جد و آبادش که گفت ایرانی‌ها مردمِ مسالمت‌آمیزی هستند، وگرنه از فیلمش، و از مجادله بر سر نیروی اتمی، و موشک و قمه‌زنی که اصلاً نمیشه فمهید ما آدمهای مسلمت‌آمیزی هستیم. من که خودم داشت کم‌کم شک‌م می‌برد، آخه این روزها هر چی از ایران بیرون میاد خون و خونریزی و جنگِ اعصابه، و اعدام با جرثقیل... آخه یکی نیست بگه کدوم ملت آرام و صلح‌طلبی تو دنیا هست که با جرثقیل آدم دار می‌زنه، اونم در ملاء عام. بابا قبایل آمازونی هم دیگه تو ملاء عام آدم‌کشی نمی‌کنند. آخه نمی‌گن در ملاء عام آدم کشتن اعصابی برای ملتِ ملایم‌مسلک باقی نمی‌ذاره. خُب راستی اگر ما آدمهای مسالمت‌آمیزی هستیم، تو را بخدا این فیلمِ اعصاب ‌خورد کن رو واسه چی ساختی، اصغر؟ می‌خواستی آرامشِ ما را به هم نزنی؟

خُب دیگه کشش نده، میگن آدم خشنی هستی.


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Multiple Personality Disorder

Wow! What happened!

by Multiple Personality Disorder on Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:51 AM PST

I was just rambling, well thank you for liking it.  All eyes are focused on the Oscar now, and everyone in it.


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Esfand Aashena

Faramarz jaan he will be at the eye to cleavage level!

by Esfand Aashena on Mon Jan 16, 2012 09:04 AM PST

Apparently Farhadi is short, very short.  Look at his picture standing next to Angelina Jolie that Darius jaan had posted in his blog.  Jolie is very short herself, 5' 3" or something so imagine Farhadi's height.

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Everything is sacred


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Faramarz

If She Wears That!

by Faramarz on Mon Jan 16, 2012 08:38 AM PST

If she wears something like that, then there will be a big fight "Separating" Asghar Farhadi from her!


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Esfand Aashena

Faramarz jaan what if she wears something like this!

by Esfand Aashena on Mon Jan 16, 2012 08:13 AM PST

At the 2009 Emmys.  

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Faramarz

Esfand Jaan

by Faramarz on Mon Jan 16, 2012 08:02 AM PST

You must have had a rough weekend!

First Shoorangiz Tabatabaii's legs and now Shohreh Aaghdashloo's racks! 

I can't wait for your next comment.

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Thank you MPD for the funny stuff.


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Esfand Aashena

MPD جان من خودم برات DVD شو می‌خرم که مرتب نگاهش کنی‌!

Esfand Aashena
Mon Jan 16, 2012 07:52 AM PST

I own only a handful of DVDs and they've all been gifts!  I don't usually watch movies more than once but for you perhaps you should own several DVDs so you can have plenty in your library, in case one DVD gets scratched or something!   I do own dozens of Iranian movies since they're cheap and no other way to watch/rent them, in Iran I buy them for about couple of dollars only.

Madonna was a good choice, everyone in Iran knows her and she too is a child of the revolution!  She became famous in early 80s!  Now imagine if Shohreh Aghdashloo decks out and wants to hand the Oscar to Farhadi with cleavage and all!  Oy vey!

 

Everything is sacred


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Fatollah

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by Fatollah on Mon Jan 16, 2012 03:33 AM PST

والله چه عرض کنم، حق با شماست، م پ دی

لا مصب بدجوری گیر آفتادیم، خیلی بد

بخصوص اصغر خان


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Souri

I am so proud of Asghar Farhadi

by Souri on Mon Jan 16, 2012 03:30 AM PST

Both for his wonderful statement and for his great movie!

And you,,,,,,,, go back to sleep!

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Maryam Hojjat

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by Maryam Hojjat on Mon Jan 16, 2012 01:26 AM PST

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