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In the name of Science the merciful, all stupid religious ideas must be ridiculed to the maximum extent possible. This notion that a man died some 1,100 hundred, or so, years ago, yet somehow he would come alive again, come into the world, and rule the world is the most stupid thing I have heard in my life. Well, I take it back. It’s ONE of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in my life. There are many others.
From elementary biology, we all know that once a body dies it decomposes into its most basic elements, mostly carbon. The gaseous elements, such as oxygen, nitrogen, and the other gaseous elements soon depart the body and mix with the atmosphere. The other solid elements, such as potassium, calcium, iron, and so on also mix with the soil, or whatever material that the dead body is buried in. So, what remains from the dead body, after a few years, which would remotely resemble anything “alive” might be in some DNA somewhere hidden in a bone fragment, in a strand of hair, or something like that.
But, a DNA is not a person. To make a person from a DNA, the already existing DNA of a reproductive cell must be removed first, and then the DNA of the dead person must replace it, then the cell allowed to grow to fetus, and then the fetus allowed to grow into a little baby boy, and then the baby allowed to go to an Arabic school when he is at school age, and then allowed to study in the finest higher education Islamic centers, wherever that might be, as long as they teach the latest scientific-Islamic curriculum, such as religious-biology, so he would learn how a dead man relives after being dead for so long. He would take different economy classes; free market economy, socialist economy, donkey economy, Voodoo economy, etc. And then he must also learn political-religious science classes, sociology-religious, history-religious, military-religious classes, etc., and do all these things by the age of, let’s say, twenty-five.
And while he was doing all of those easy-for-him classes, he must also become a physically strong man; that means he must exercise every day, lift weight, run, swim, and so on. So, now that he is physically and mentally strong, he must also become politically strong, which means he must start a religious-political carrier, let’s say start as a preaching cleric, conduct a few sermons here and there, go from this city to another and make people cry, and if he got arrested along the way that would not be important at all, because it would prepare him to become a better ruler of the world that he is going to rule over in the future. So, once he got some of that behind him he might do some military duties, become president of an Islamic country, let’s say a country like Iran, and then become its Supreme Leader, let’s say, by the age of forty. And to stay firmly in power, he must kill a few people here and there; kill some of his opponents, kill some journalists, kill a few cheating women, kill a couple of his own assassins, kill a few homosexuals, kill and kill till he is firmly in power. And then, close down a few newspapers, trade unions, writers’ associations, artists’ guilds, human rights centers, imprison a whole bunch of people, and send the rest of the people he doesn’t like to exile. And then, one day when everything is ready; his military is ready, his nuclear technology is ready, his armies of devotees are ready, his submarines are ready, his suicide bombers are ready, his eye-gouging goons are ready, and everything else is ready; one day he must go to a well, let’s say in Jamkaran (as advertized on national television), which would have already had an elevator (a wellevator) concealed in it, he would go to the bottom of that well and push a button and rise up to the surface and declare himself as the one and only Imam Zaman!
Absolutely not! You see how ridiculous this idea is! This notion of resurrection of a dead man is absolutely insulting to our intelligence, that’s why we have to ridicule it to the maximum extent possible.
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All stupid religious ideas must be ridiculed
by MeyBokhor_Manbarbesuzan on Tue Jun 12, 2012 05:26 AM PDTSamuel 15:2-3
This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. 3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’
The effect of this command can clearly be seen in the modern day Israeli government.
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There are multitude of these genocidal commands issued by the God of the Old Testament. The same piece of shit that is the inspiration for both Christianity and Islam.
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Speaking of Christianity, my hats off to the cleverest of adulteres that not only gave birth to a bastard in those harsh times, but was also able to market him as a prophet.
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And Islam (Qoran) is all just plagiarism of the two aforementioned religions, all thought up to tame free thinking individuals.
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Every era has its own charlatans, the recent one inflicted upon Iranians being Baha'ism. The only consolation with this one is it is not promissing a resurrection -- not yet anyway.
Islamist women suffer from
by vildemose on Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:44 AM PDTIslamist women suffer from stockhom Syndrom.
"In psychology, Stockholm syndrome is a term used to describe a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein hostages express empathy and have positive feelings towards their captors. These feelings are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims, who essentially mistake a lack of abuse from their captors as an act of kindness."
All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir
All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir
Thugs Attack Women
by vildemose on Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:30 AM PDTThugs Attack Women Demonstrators in Cairo – Whodunit?
//www.juancole.com/2012/06/thugs-attack-women-demonstrators-in-cairo-whodunit.html
All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir
Why do they hate
by vildemose on Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:25 AM PDTWhy do they hate us?
//www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/04/23/why_do_they_hate_uspage0,1
All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir
Old one but a
by vildemose on Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:12 AM PDTOld one but a good one.
Bashi’s interview with Ayatollah montazeri: //iranian.com/Bashi/2006/March/Montazeri/index.html
All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir
MPD: Fantastic. I admire
by vildemose on Sat Jun 09, 2012 09:56 AM PDTMPD: Fantastic. I admire your courage and honesty.
All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir
Jenab-e MPD
by All-Iranians on Sat Jun 09, 2012 09:51 AM PDTMore on Females' Khatneh
//zandarislam.blogspot.ca/p/blog-page.html / and Khatneh in general //iranian.com/main/blog/all-iranians-85
حداقل سن ازدواج در ایران
Multiple Personality DisorderSat Jun 09, 2012 09:32 AM PDT
در ایران محدودیت سنی برای ازدواج وجود ندارد و ازدواج در هر سنی ممکن است. منتها ازدواج دختر کمتر از ۱۳ ساله و پسر کمتر از ۱۵ سال فقط با رعایت مصلحت کودک و به تشخیص دادگاه ممکن است. ازدواج قبل از بلوغ (۹ سال قمری در دختران و ۱۵ سال قمری در پسران) توسط ولی کودک (پدر و جد پدری) انجام میشود.
کلِ مقاله را اینجا بخوانید >>>
ختنه دختران در نقاطی از خوزستان و کردستان (ایران)
Multiple Personality DisorderSat Jun 09, 2012 09:26 AM PDT
در ايران نيز بر اساس گزارش های غير رسمی و مستقل که در سال های اخير تهيه و ارائه شده است، ختنه دختران در نقاطی از خوزستان و کردستان به عنوان يک سنت قديمی انجام می شود.
اخيراً نگين شيخ الاسلامی، روزنامه نگار و فعال حقوق زنان و همچنين مسئول انجمن فرهنگی و اجتماعی زنان کردستان به نام « آذرمهر»، در بيانيه ای با قيد اين نکته که ختنه زنان در نقاطی از کردستان وجود دارد و يکی از موارد خشونت پنهان است، اعلام کرد که «زنان قربانيان اين فاجعه دوران بربريت، هستند.»
نگين شيخ الاسلامی که خود کرد و از اهالی سنندج است، به راديو فردا می گويد که به صورت تصادفی با مسئله ختنه دختران مواجه شده است.در ايران بر اساس گزارش های غير رسمی و مستقل که در سال های اخير تهيه و ارائه شده است، ختنه دختران در نقاطی از خوزستان و کردستان به عنوان يک سنت قديمی انجام می شود.
کلِ گذارش را اینجا بخوانید >>>
Dear SK
by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Sat Jun 09, 2012 07:42 AM PDTVPK ... Come here for a sec ..
by Soosan Khanoom on Sat Jun 09, 2012 06:35 AM PDTThank you dear... now... look below ..
I mean the second commnet below your comment .
Are you with me? Ok good ....
now bear with me ... you are almost there
Yes, .. That's it .. the ONLY post I made addressing 2050
Did you find it?
Good..
Now tell me, please,
1) Do you see anywhere in it that I am supporting the idea of marriage to a nine year old or rape?
2) Did I ever mention the female genital mutilation yet alone support it?
3) What about the Sanfransico Mayor? Do you find any trace of him in my comment?
Now please exactly which part of my comment is not clear so I can make it clear.
And thank you for coming back dear VPK ... you have been missed : )
2050
by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Sat Jun 09, 2012 03:40 AM PDTSex with a 9 year old is rape no matter what. At least according to today's laws.
Mohammad claims to have got his orders from God. Now God is timeless and would know right from wrong regardless of century. Does God consider sex of a 40+ year old man with a 9 year old girl right or wrong? I don't have the word of God so I don't know but it is either right or wrong. Which one then?
Mohammad did plenty of other things which were both wrong then and now. For example it was wrong to attack caravans in Arabia in the month of trade but he violated it. Hence no respect for tradition other than when it suited him.
Mohammad butchered a whole tribe of Jews. I would say that was considered wrong both then and now. Do you agree?
All the actions are documented by historians so go read them yourself.
Iran may have had religion and dictators for a long time. But Islam is very different in its dept of violence and disrespect for people.
Regarding SK's post
by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Sat Jun 09, 2012 03:31 AM PDTIt is really very sad to see Iranian women dismissing rape. In my own family women have been much more religious than men. Religion blinds as does tradition.
It reminds me of female genital mutilation in Africa. Most of it is inflicted by women on young girls. Who then go to inflict it on the next generation. Where are feminists to stand up and denounce rape and child abuse?
One alleged bruise in San Francisco has them all up in arms but silence on this ...
Dorood P_J jan
by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Sat Jun 09, 2012 03:20 AM PDTThanksfor the welcome.
I have been around but has more pressing business for a while. Besides needed a break from all the arguments.
Regarding Pahlavi, I know you have very profound objections to them. It is your right and I agree they were dictators. But in my opinion better than the IRI by a long shot. Which to their victims may not mean much.
Pahlavi dynasty is gone and both its kings dead there is not much to do about them. All the responsible people long gone. RP was too young to be responsible for the Pahlavi regime and as a man has done nothing wrong.
IRI however is *** on Iran right now. It therefore is more important to deal with IRI. We might as well put out the fire before moving to other business.
What do you think about it
Greetings VPK and WELCOME back...
by P_J on Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:13 PM PDTSALAM, VPK!
Where have you been hiding these days? IC needs people like you, to bring them the badly needed SANITY!
We usually agree to disagree and that is part of the democracy and pluralism. You, also, must admit that TYRANNY is TYRANNY whether it is the Mullah’s, TRAITOR like Mohammad Reza Pahlavi's or from any other corner, and also believe that we should do our level best to fight and stop it.
I am with 2050 on that, and reject the Shahollahi/Hezbollah crowds’ FEEBLE argument(s).
Again it was great reading your very thoughtful writing, VPK.
Regards,P_J
Thank you IRAN2050 for your comments but
by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jun 08, 2012 05:31 PM PDTProphet Mohammed never married a nine year old. These are all just lies spreading all over the internet based on fake hadiths. Let them lie and be proud of their ignorant remarks. Who cares? No one loses his or her religion over the S""" people write about Prophet. People are losing it because of the actions of so called muslims. I wish we could use our energy to talk to those muslims who are ruining it for everyone. Sadly muslim radicals in the world as well as the anti-Islam people especially those on this site are too deaf to listen.
How can you make a blind to see or a deaf to hear? The best we can do is to be responsible for our own actions especially if we call ourselves muslims.
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by yolanda on Fri Jun 08, 2012 05:01 PM PDT*
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Why me, MPD
stuck at DMV
What did I do to deserve this misery?
I am about to lose my sanity!
Let me visit IC
my cyber family
Wow! My blog's readership has reached 553!
Thank God for IC,
My wait at DMV
does not feel like eternity!
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P.S.
Stylus can help you type on cell phone with surgical precision. It is like surgical strike!
I just like to ask all
by Iran 2050 on Fri Jun 08, 2012 04:47 PM PDTI just like to ask all those who keep saying “Muhammad raped a 9 year old” the following questions:
1- Name me one society that had an age limit where you can’t have sex with women below a certain age in the 7th century?
2- Are you guys claiming that the practice of having sex with girls that age didn’t happen in any other society in the 7th century?
3- Did he rape them or did he marry them? Certainly both are wrong according to laws and values of our time, but make it clear, did he rape or marry?
4- Can we apply the laws and values of our time to 7th century actions?
5- If the answer to question 4 is yes, was it ok for Iranian brothers and sisters to get married? (A practice common among pre Islam Iranians, especially among the higher class).
6- What can be considered the source of Islamic teachings? Is it Quran? Muahmmad? Khoemini’s books? Alammeh Majlesi books? How can we determine what’s true and not true about Islam?
7- Does the entire tradition of Islam surround around “Mohammad having sex with a 9 years old girl and the war with Persia”?? We can narrow down 1400 years of greatness and lows, of good and bad, of brilliance and shame, into those two? Can we define capitalism by leaving out people with medical care like today’s America? Can we define Socialism with what USSR did to people? Can we blame all Judaism for the conducts of Israel? Can we bash Persia for what Anooshirawan’s murder of 40,000 Iranians of Mani religion?
You don’t have to answer me, answer yourself!
styl-a-who?!
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Jun 08, 2012 02:56 PM PDTis that something like I talk and it types? by d way still have @ least an hour to go b4 it,s my turn,,,
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by yolanda on Fri Jun 08, 2012 02:31 PM PDTIf your thumbs are too big, please use a stylus!
Thank you for the fun blog!
Wow! Monitoring your blog from your cell phone, you must be an IC addict!
my thumbs r 2 big
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Jun 08, 2012 02:08 PM PDTI have been wAiting 4 my turn @ d DMV 4 d last day and half 4 my tuRn, but still have 2 wait @ least 4 another hour, but I hAve been reading ur comments via my cell phone, plz continue...
MPD
by MM on Fri Jun 08, 2012 01:36 PM PDTAfter all the genetic manipulations, physical, mental and educational training that you elegantly described here, you forgot the penultimate variable here which is the acceptance by the religious elite. Remember that these ayatollahs have to give up power for this guy to succeed and they may choose to fill the well with cement rather than let him out to take their place. Their second choice is to call him mofsed-ol-felarz and hang him. Unless of ourse he comes with a certificate of authenticity, power of attorney and registered either in Najaf consulate or edareye sabt.
Islam always
by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:26 PM PDTviewed others as either "the people of the book" or "moshrek". The former were second or third rate citizens while the latter either had to become Muslim or die. This is the "great" Islam.
People are not stupid 2050. All the history is available and I have read much of it. Days of covering up Islam's crimes are gone. Tell me: who raped a 9 year old girl? It was not Jesus or Zartosht or Moses!
By the way YOU are the one insulting other people calling me "thug". I have not insulted anyone here. Please stop projecting your own actions onto me; COP and other people. Be responsible for your own actions instead of blaming me.
Azarbanoo jaan,
by Iran 2050 on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:12 PM PDTAzarbanoo jaan,
Thanks azizam. I get excited when I see Iranians like you understand and practice empirical thinking like myself, unlike some people who can’t even spell “empirical thinking”. When someone who knows nothing but insults and thuggish behavior, comes out and says “Islam is vicious but Christianity and Zoroastrianism are not”, ignoring every possible historical and present fact from the great Islamic empire that created generations of scientists from all backgrounds and how Jews and Christians and others lived in peace in it, and ignoring numerous Quranic verses teaching kindness to neighbors and others and forbidding lying and institutionalizing helping the poor and ignoring the fact that many people resort to Islam for peace and tranquility,,,,,,you would know what’s wrong with Iran today.
What’s wrong is not Islam because what the akhoond preach and demonstrate is NOT Islam, its Iranians like our friend here who display extreme forms of bigotry and intolerance. What is the difference between Khomeini and our friend here? Both are intolerant, thug-wanna-bees, vicious, impolite , and close minded. See the problem azizam?
Re: Great debator
by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:47 AM PDTSure if you already agree with him. The trick is to be found great by an unbiased observer not by your own side.
Iran 2050, Great debate & responses from YOU
by Azarbanoo on Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:40 AM PDTI enjoyed your responses to the commentators who attacked yours. You are great debator.
Religions
by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:37 AM PDTThe problem with Islam is that it is always by nature radical and vicious. Zoroastrianism and Christianity are by nature benevolent. It is their misuse that makes them bad.
Islam on the other hand is nasty if practiced as intended. It was under Mohammad that it started butchery and never stopped it. Other religions for most part were fairly peaceful when their prophets were around but not Islam.
Amirparviz, You can
by Iran 2050 on Fri Jun 08, 2012 09:56 AM PDTAmirparviz,
You can argue against, stand up to, refuse and challenge extremism, that’s a duty that all citizens of the world have, however, that’s every different from bashing and insulting. Cause, again, bashing and insulting will radicalize people, and it’s morally wrong in almost all societies. So it’s bad behavior and bad strategy.
IRI is NOT introducing Islam, it’s introducing EXTREMISM. Big difference there.
As far as Shah goes, anyone who after 2500 years (including the 30 years of IRI) of tyrannical monarchy in Iran, still thinks that monarchy is good for Iran lives in a different universe and/or era. I don’t know how much travelling you did in Iran prior to 1979 but when Shah left the country we had massive numbers of illiteracy, massive undeveloped areas ranging from Kurdistan, Baluchistan all the way to Jonnob Tehran, a security service so frightening that even Reza Pahlavi admits committed atrocities, a tyrannical system of government with the one party system (Rastakhiz..to many that’s no different than former USSR) , and the list goes on. As I said before many times, Shah is an angel compared to Khomeini but he is NO ANGEL. Big difference there. I said many times that Shah was one of the best kings we had in terms of human rights in our entire history, but again, in most aspects he was no different than any other tyrant.
P.S: He is also an angel compared to his dad Reza Shah. I put Reza Shah as a less but close evil version of Khomeini!
C.O.P, The ones who are
by Iran 2050 on Fri Jun 08, 2012 09:46 AM PDTC.O.P,
The ones who are raping our homeland did not come from Mars, nor like many Iranians truly believe, are Arabs or came from Arabic countries! They are Iranians just like you and me! Born and raised in the same streets as you and me. Speak the same language (s) as you and me. So the problem is NOT with Islam, its with our society that produces extreme people like Khomeini who introduces a distorted and extreme views of Islam.
Its funny that you call me a “good Muslim”…I don’t know how I can be a good muslim when I don’t practice a single Islamic (or any other religion) rituals! So anyone who uses empirical thinking is a “good muslim”????
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by yolanda on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:20 AM PDTThank you, MPD, for this great piece of burlesque! Welcome back! Thank you for the Biochemistry (or molecular Biology) lesson! Wow! You broke down the human bodies to the elements of C, N, O, K, Fe, & Ca! Very scientific! It is very funny that you started from the DNA transplant process all the way to the dude climbing through the "wellevator"! It reminds me of the movie "Jurassic Park"! I wish Iranians in Iran could read this piece. I am sure they will echo your sentiments!
I recall AN mentioned Imam Zaman in one of the interviews when he came to UN last time! You can tell that AN admires Imam Zaman a lot and he told the reporter how compassionate Imam Zaman is, etc.......the phrase "compassionate amd merciful" is the most cliched phrase in IRI. It seems to me that they always pepper their speech with their pet phrase "compassionate & merciful", but the news out of Iran is that people being dangled in the air, political prisoners dying in jail, and arm amputation still being carried out!
Best blog of the day!
Thank you!