Multiple Personality Disorder

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I was like what in the world is going on? LOL I must be barely spending any time here. :o)

Very funny MPD..........

This confusing day is almost over

A few more hours we can go back to being "normal," unlying selves again.

MPD jan then by your account your blog is a big lie!

Which means we have to believe EVERYTHING?

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Hi Maziar,

      You are in Hotel Khalifo-Irania already. There is no such thing as "booking a weekend retreat".....there is no such thing as "check-out" either.....it is "life time membership"! :o)

Here is a Persian version of Hotel California, sorry there is 24 seconds of blackout at the beginning of the video:

Scared me!

Thought MPD was really leaving, and this statement is a lie through April 1 after which it is true.

"I came across it by chance" my ass

I think you're the one who wrote it.

;O)

wink, wink...

MPD KHAN

Thanks for my favorite song of all time

As they say in NORTHERN CALIFORNIA: Ti jaana ghorban.

P.S  yolanda khanoom where/how  can I book a week end re treat in hotel khalifo-irania?

Do they take American express ?

Maziar

Hotel California on Iranian.com

MPD,

The first time that Hotel California appeared on Iranian.com was back in August 2005. I came across it by chance and started contributing then.

Here it is: Welcome to Hotel Ahmadinejad!

//iranian.com/Arts/2005/August/Hotel/inde...

Amir Parviz, Maziar 58, All-Iranian, Yolanda,

For addictive power of iranian.com and its Hotel California trapping power, please visit this blog, written over three years ago (shameless self promotion):

//iranian.com/main/blog/multiple-personality-disorder/welcome-alene

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Well said, Maziar!

We have a virtual Hotel Khalifo-Irania!

This is not a lie

Because we found it on 21 March 2012:

MPD = Mehrban

PS to Maziar 58: Yours is one of the best observations and it is not a lie either. 

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IC with its major kaliforniyans contributors is more like the Eagles HOTEL CALIFORNIA

you can enter any time you want BUT you can never leave!

Maziar

"I never left"

has such a nice ring to it.  I did not notice you but I missed you, maybe I missed you exactly at the time that I should have noticed you but was distracted by missing you :).  

And I am telling the truth. 

How does one leave IC exactly?

Not possible.  It's the more addictive than gaz.

I never left

Dear Mehrban, I was here all the time...How come you didn't notice me? I was the one watching you in silence, reading your comments, stepping back so the blood of fighters wouldn't have stained my face. I have read every word of every article on Iranian.com, especially yours and MPD's (I read them at least twice)...But now I am very tired. It is hard to be just an observer.

It is even harder to lie. 

I am MPD in the first trimester

and I am telling the truth.

No thanks to Faramarz who is not funny at all. 

Azarin, don't believe a word Mehrban is saying,,,

,,, she has taken over me, and she is making up these lies.  I really like you, I really do.  Please ignore her lies, but the last part of her comment is alright.

Lies, lies, lies, and more lies…

Sooo Yolanda, you really don’t want me to have a great weekend, do you!?  Well, do you!?

Shezdeh, that’s so lame.  Everyone knows you love IRI and Imam
Khamenei, that's no big deal, but what they don’t know is that you are
also in love with Assad and his government, which you are trying to hide.

And you, Oon Yaroo, you only have a “Master’s
Degree” in animal husbandry, not a Ph.D.!  You still have at least two
more years of studies and research to do before you can get anywhere
close to a Ph.D.  And, as a part of your Ph.D. thesis, you only perform
artificial insemination on sheep, not camels.  And, those calves that
you think you have been delivering; they are sheep, not cows.  You still
don’t know the difference between cows and sheep, how are you going to
get your Ph.D.!?  I don’t know!  And, that rooster that you think is
laying eggs, she is just a hen.  She is pretending to be a rooster out of
penis envy.  She fooled you that much, but when nature took its course
she just couldn’t keep those eggs inside of her, could she!?  Well, of course,
you know all of that, but you prefer to go along with the lie.  What else is expected from a guy with a Master's Degree.

And you, Divaneh, you really didn’t mean to thank me for “waning”, did you!?

And you, Faramarz,
WE ALL know you can’t read, and write worth a crap, but what is
surprising is that you claim that you like to watch, which is the
biggest lie I have ever heard!

Mehrban, thank you for being truthful.  Sooooo, you’re saving your lie for tomorrow, I guess?

And you, DK,
I am sure you are not LOL because of what Faramarz said.  I think you
just wanted to use this opportunity to stick two more video clips
somewhere.

So, Azarin, wait a minute, by asking me
repeatedly to leave and go away, you really don’t want me to leave, do
you!?  You like me, you really like me!  Or, is it that you really want
me to leave, because you really hate my blogs!

Hello Azarin

It is really terrible to see you.  I did not miss you and your writings while you were gone and it never even occurred to me that you were not here.  

For after the 13th - There is absolutely no truth in my lies above and I am really glad to see you. I hope you are here to stay.   

If I knew for sure...

If I knew for sure that you're lying (since who knows what you might be thinking) I would have asked you  to leave, since this is the opposite day, per "your" own definition (which by the way is also an anti-truth.)

But no matter what there is always some truth in our more obvious lies...I think.

So plesae please go away! Leave, so we can keep enjoying your blogs. 

Oon Yaroo, DK Jaan

Oon Yaroo,

Good one! Another west-residing reformist. He should join Iranian.com!

DK Jaan,

Chauncey Gardner is my hero!

Faramarz Jan LOL I know where you got that One Liner ;0))

That was funny 

;0)) 

Faramarz, I bet do you don't know this chick?

//www.highsnobiety.com/news/2012/03/15/mark-m...

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I am MPD.

I don't read or write

But I like to watch!

I have never believed anyhting that I read

Unfortunately it seems that in some countries like Iran, Seezdeh Bedar is a Groundhog day. Thanks for waning MPD jaan.

I have a Ph.D. in

animal husbandry!

I perform artificial insemination on camels!

I deliver calves!

My rooster lays eggs!

I love IRI and Imam Khamenei

Bad Stories for Bad Kids

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Hey, MPD,

     Welcome back! Thank you for the heads up. I almost lost track of time!

You said you are leaving IC! I don't believe it! It is a lie! :O))

There is no way you are leaving IC!

It is funny that this is the 2nd "I am leaving IC" blog I have read in 24 hours!

Have a great weekend!