Don't believe anything you read today and tomorrow

Multiple Personality Disorder
by Multiple Personality Disorder
31-Mar-2012
 

Whatever you read today and tomorrow is a lie!  Today, it's the 13th day outing lie (دروغِ سیزده‌بدر), and tomorrow it's April Fools day lie.

 

I am sick of all lies, I am leaving IC.

 

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Thanks for my favorite song of all time

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"I never left"

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I never left

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Dear Mehrban, I was here all the time...How come you didn't notice me? I was the one watching you in silence, reading your comments, stepping back so the blood of fighters wouldn't have stained my face. I have read every word of every article on Iranian.com, especially yours and MPD's (I read them at least twice)...But now I am very tired. It is hard to be just an observer.

It is even harder to lie. 


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and I am telling the truth.

 

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,,, she has taken over me, and she is making up these lies.  I really like you, I really do.  Please ignore her lies, but the last part of her comment is alright.


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Lies, lies, lies, and more lies…

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Sooo Yolanda, you really don’t want me to have a great weekend, do you!?  Well, do you!?


Shezdeh, that’s so lame.  Everyone knows you love IRI and Imam
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get your Ph.D.!?  I don’t know!  And, that rooster that you think is
laying eggs, she is just a hen.  She is pretending to be a rooster out of
penis envy.  She fooled you that much, but when nature took its course
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And you, Divaneh, you really didn’t mean to thank me for “waning”, did you!?


And you, Faramarz,
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biggest lie I have ever heard!


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It is really terrible to see you.  I did not miss you and your writings while you were gone and it never even occurred to me that you were not here.  

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If I knew for sure that you're lying (since who knows what you might be thinking) I would have asked you  to leave, since this is the opposite day, per "your" own definition (which by the way is also an anti-truth.)

 

But no matter what there is always some truth in our more obvious lies...I think.

So plesae please go away! Leave, so we can keep enjoying your blogs. 


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Oon Yaroo,

Good one! Another west-residing reformist. He should join Iranian.com!

 

DK Jaan,

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That was funny 

 

 

Being There (1979) - Peter Sellers - Trailer

 

 

Being There - End Credits

 

 

 

;0)) 


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Mehrban

***

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I am MPD.


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I don't read or write

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But I like to watch!


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Unfortunately it seems that in some countries like Iran, Seezdeh Bedar is a Groundhog day. Thanks for waning MPD jaan.


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I have a Ph.D. in

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animal husbandry!

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I deliver calves!

My rooster lays eggs!


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Hey, MPD,

     Welcome back! Thank you for the heads up. I almost lost track of time!

You said you are leaving IC! I don't believe it! It is a lie! :O))

There is no way you are leaving IC!

It is funny that this is the 2nd "I am leaving IC" blog I have read in 24 hours!

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