Multiple Personality Disorder

Producing smart car, now that is quite funny

I like MPD's comment that maybe Natalia should let his and her Mustang mate and produce a smart car.

Very funny blog

You had me fooled all the way to the end. 

Nope

No inbreeding will occur.  She has her eye on another, a Stingray

Can you really blame her? :o)

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Dear MPD,

Hi! Your post cracked me up, you said:

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I try to save the young from losing their lives, become trapped in this Hotel California. 

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I recall you recommended the newcomers to read your poem "Welcome Alene" and you intended to dissuade people from being addicted to IC, but your poem is too funny for people to stay away from your writings and IC, people started to read more your stuff and become more addicted!! O:))

You also have left your foot-prints and scents everywhere in IC to make people laugh more......I recall Anahid wrote a great poem called "We are Iranian diaspora", you responded with 2 or 3 additional funny poems with the lines like:

We immigrants don't waste

We don't disgrace......

How can we not be laughing or not addicted?

Actually my strategy for not being too addicted to IC is to read the nasty comments about me left by the bullying bloggers .......it really helps me stay focused on my day job........

My lunch break is over!

Thanks again for your funny post!

Thanks,

O:)))) 

Thanks MPD but

This has become a very deliberate attempt for me to cure myself of an old ill. You see every once in a while I get this uncontrollable urge to be in the midst of 'my own kind'. Everytime I end up walking away sorely disappointed. This time I'm going to teach myself a lesson I won't soon forget ;)

Wait a minute Nadia, You have a male and a female Mustang

Why don't you let them mate so they might produce a Smart baby?

yolanda, O, my sweet yolanda. I tried to save you but

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On the contrary MPD. I have always referred to the green Mustang as a she. Not sure how it got started. The white Mustang as a he.

I think that I would say that you have gone over the ledge. ooops over the edge.lol Yes....yes, it was what I meant. Whahaha

I cannot believe that I am still awake at this vampire hour. I can't seem to fall asleep.

LOOOL!

Hi MPD,
    You are way worse than me and you are way more addicted than me. You write article after article....poem after poem...you write in 2 different languages....I can only write my foolish comments with one language, my broken English.....I do have a full-time job and I am financially independent, I don't live off my parents .....I have been working since I got into graduate school.....I have to work 'cause I don't have a big inheritance like Lisa-Marie Presley......if you want other people not to be addicted, you have to set up the example yourself, so we can follow in your steps, right? O:)).......so you can be our role model!!!!! :O))    I still don't understand what "sexist" means.....is that some kind of dirty word?  ....... another thing is that I have been working since 1st week of September...I am a pretty dedicated worker, I always work over-time without the over-time pay and I do it willingly.....of course, during summer I don't work and I admit that I was very addicted to Internet. During Iran's election & post-election, I visited Huffington Post Nico Pitney's live blogging, watched CNN's live coverage, and read LA Times at the same time...I contributed (sent links) 2 videos to Nico Pitney's blog, the guy e-mailed me & thanked me...he also thanked me in his world famous blog by my real 1st name. That is my 15 minutes of "fame"! (yeah!!!!...sory for bragging!) ......right now I am not that addicted anymore..... .I only come here before and after work......it is a big improvement! It is a quantum leap, please give me some credit!!!! :O))

      Another suggestion: if you don't want us to be addicted, please stop writing your funny stories...O:))..so we don't have to come here day in and day out, right? You are one of the sources for addiction...You are one of the root-causes! (LOOOL!)

Take care and I am glad that you sound better, yeah!!!!!!!!!

HollyUSA, Do you still remember Alene?

I tried to warn you, like so many others before you.  Please try to get out while you still have a chance.  Run, run!  Run HollyUSA.  Don't stay, don't become a prey.  Get away!

Nadia, Your vehicle is obviously masculine

So, I really don't want to humanize it.  You know how masculine objects are; they tend to misbehave when they are driven by female operators.  Haven't you noticed how so many masculine cars driven by female motorists crash into walls!  It's all the fault of those male beast of cars.

God, the hole is getting bigger and bigger.

LOL MPD

"HollyUSA, I think we are on two different tracks" 

Well Duuuhhh! Of course we are. You keep switching personalities and I've had a long day. I was bound to get lost at some point.

Go read Hamid Taghavi's blog 'Thus spoke zan Ossta'. It's funny. And watch the video link I posted there too. Might help you (and them, the others within you) gather yourselves and your wit back.

I'll go see what else you've posted.

HollyUSA, I think we are on two different tracks

I'm trying to lighten up the atmosphere and things seem to be getting worse.  Obviously What I have here is failure to communicate.  So, no.  I don't like you to call me ignorant.  It would hurt my feelings.  And no, I don't know who called me a sexist.  I'm glad it wasn't you, because you've said many kind things about my blogs, so no problem.  I'll try to be more rigorous when I'm talking to you.

And for the record, HollyUSA never called me a sexist, or ignorant, yet.  I was postulating some comical questions in general, about what kind of behavior might be construed as being sexist by some people.  God!  What has happened to my wit!

Hmmmmmm

MPD,

I would love to read your humanization of my Mustang. Take a pick

Green 1997 Mustang (an example to help you visualize it better) .
//www.americanmuscle.com/1997-forest-green-mustang-coupe.html

or the 2006 White Covertible Mustang (example of car)

yolanda, Did you ever get a job?

It looks like you're on iraniandotcom all the time now.  Did you get addicted despite my warnings?  It's a shame really, because you seemed to have the potential to do good for the society.

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Hi! MPD,

     LOOOOL! OMG, that is incredible! You have amazing imagination, but I am not going to be specific...

Thanks for the laugh!

In what way...

In what way do you mean “…apparently being so sexually attracted to a car!”?  I’m not sexually attracted to her.  It's nothing like that.  It’s not like I sleep in Cube every night!  I haven’t even laid down in her yet.  I haven’t even checked her oil.  Does this kind of talk make me a sexist?

I did pumped gas in her a few times, that’s all.  Nothing sexual.  I just paid for the gas and pumped it in her gas tank, that’s all.  Am I digging a bigger hole for myself?  I am just humanizing an object, that’s all.  Is that a crime?  I mean, I can’t humanize Cube as a man.  No way!  What if one day I have to clean his gear shift lever!  Wouldn’t that be weird!  I mean if the car was masculine.  Am I digging a bigger hole for myself?

Passionately attracted to the car?  Yes, I’m guilty of that.  Sexually attracted to her?  No, I don’t think so.

Yes MPD...

"...in English, countries and vessels (like boats) are referred to in the feminine!"

And I don't think you are sexist by virtue of using the terminology. I personally don't use 'she' to refer to cars, boats etc. I just think of them as an 'it' regardless of what the language and its historic rules / references are. But that's just me.

But I still do worry about you for apparently being so sexually / passionately attracted to a car!  Nothing to do with sexism my dear.

Yes, "her" skin

Thank God (if there is one) and your affirmation, my car is feminine, becasue I love her.

"...in English, countries and vessels (like boats) are referred to in the feminine!"

In 'her skin'???

I worry about you MPD.

She has a chrome silver exterior

Chrome silver is her skin.

Iranian guy driving a Cube??

I hope you don't live in S CA or we may have briefly met in passing LOL. Is it charcoal gray?

Thank you

Thank you for adding "e" to Good by. It looks light year better! (LOL!)

My car (1991 Toyota Tercell) died on me a little bit more than a year ago. The car failed smog check big time. At that time, California gave the car owner $1000 to put a car that failed smog check off the street. I recall the day I decided to dispose my car and get $1000 back.....I could not start my car, so I called AAA for jump, the mechanic came and succeeded in jumping-start my car......I drove 10 miles to reach the disposal site. I was elated!.......The guy at disposal site inspected my car and asked me to start my car and drive 10 feet forward....unfortunately, I could not start my car again. The guy told me that according to the regulations they won't issue $1000 if I can't drive the car forward for 10 feet.....so I bought a used battery from the diposal site (it is junk yard) for $12 and was able to start my car and received $1000 for my car.

     I just checked California's DMV website, it looks like that they ran out of $$$ for this program.....

    Thank you again for your funny story with the very dramatic ending! You definitely took us for a ride and it is a very creative writing!

Thanks,

yolanda

Darn! Now you know I read all of your blogs.......

Slip of the tongue there for me. :o) I gave myself away. Oh what the heck! I admit it, I read your blogs but only comment on a few.

I just could not resist a car blog. Well, at least you are more faithful. I only plan on keeping my Stang until the end of next summer. I just need more  vigor in my Stang.

Yes! I am looking to trade up. Shhhhhhh! Just don't tell my current Stang. :o)

Thanks for sharing. Again, I extend my condolescences.

Many apologies

This blog as it was originally posted had too many mistakes.  I wrote it while I was running a cash register at my brother's convenient store.  The blog was full of mistakes, which I have now corrected them, so if it has now created some discrepancies in your comments, my apology.

I was stranded in the middle of nowhere when my care broke down, so that's why I hurried up and bought the new car so I can come back to my home base today, but I really like the new car. 

maziar 58,  My old car would not qualify for Cash for Clunker program.  She was giving me 15 miles per gallon, a very decent output.  Also it was in the boonies where she broke down, so hauling her ass to a decent dealership was problematic, so I really don't have any idea what kind of trade-in value I would've got for her.  I know she was valuable to me, up to the time she had her massive break down, but I don't know what value car dealership would have given her.  A lot of car dealerships jack up their prices anyway before they give you a discount.  Either way, I'm not very good that negotiating anyway.  I'm the kind that says okay okay just give the final word and get it over with.  Thank you for your well wishes.

bajenaghe naghi,  Some asked me today if I missed her and my reply with teary eyes was resounding yes.  Thank you for your sympathizing words.

yolanda,  You've been nice to me as always.  Yes, she gave me unconditional love for as long as she could.

Ali,  Everyone seems to be understand and supportive.  Thank you for your support also.

Nadia,  Yes, I believe you knew who she was from my previous blogs, and yes she met her demise.  The new model is definitely younger and has more vigor.  I've been driving her for the last couple of days and I'm very fund of her.  I'm planning to stay with her a minimum of three years, after that it's up to her.

Anahid,  Thank you.  I like the way your supplement your complement with that narratives that you like the most.  What happened to your blue colored avartar?  I liked it. 

ebi,  sepaas.  I really liked the video clip :O)

Souri,  You're very kind.  I like to challenge my readers' imagination sometimes, that's why I created the confusion, and so the deception was all for fun.   I know some men talk about the objects of their love in terms of feminine gender pronouns, instead of neuter gender, however as you would agree speaking of women as objects is not a good idea.  Thank you.

Javaneh,  Thank you for liking this blog.

NO TRADE IN ?

MPD khan  in your home state don't they advertise:push,pull,drag your clunker & we'll give  you  $ 4500.00 guaranteed in trade in ?

your new cube will be kickin for years to come INSHALLA.       Maziar

multiple personality disorder jan

you got me all teary eyed until I found out sophia was your lovely car! That is when I zaar zaar cried. 

Sorry for your loss, my friend.

Thank you, MPD

Thank you for taking us thru the emotional roller coaster! I was exactly like  javaneh29 that I was already forming my response.....I was deeply touched when I read this segment:

she did her due diligence to take care of me when I needed her the most, when I was broke and penniless, she helped me all she could.  When I was recovering from my divorce and in dire financial trouble she didn’t abandon me.  She served me well and that's what I loved her for the most.  She didn’t care what I had, she cared about my potential. 

  I was thinking: Wow! What a nice gal! Oh my gosh! This is unconditional love! Not like the "No money, no honey" type of relationship! ........

   When I saw "footnote", I started to burst into laughters!

   Thank you for your anecdote, that is short, sweet, and funny!

thanks,

yolanda

MPD jaan...

Beh iinaa goosh nadeh...

Very touching story indeed.

Yours,

Ali P.

Good one MPD

However, I knew from the the first word/name Sophia that your loyal car had met its demise.

So, you replaced her with a younger model. Oh well! At least you did not fall for Mercedes.

May you and Cubet have many happy years together.