Multiple Personality Disorder

News feed : U.S. calls Iran missile tests "provocative"

Warmongers:
Let’s not be passive
Let’s be active
Let’s not forgive
We have the motive
Bombardment has to be massive
Don’t let them live
Let’s kill them all
Let’s give them hell
Till they do us well
Forget about sanction
Give them action
They won’t bargain
They’re Middle Eastern
They have no notion
No brain
They’re not human

Obama:
But, do they have fission?
Can we reduce tension?
Remember my vision,
before the election!
I would’ve even negotiated with Lenin

Warmongers:
Lenin!
We’re talking Mullah
They don’t believe in Obama
They believe in Allah
They don’t drink Vodka
They eat Halvah,
when they die for a fatwa
They hate your mama
They’re from Persia
They attacked Sparta
They make deals with Korea
They drive Kia, Sephia
They’re allied with Russia
China
India
Latin America
Let’s bomb them to hell
Till they do us well

Obama:
Yes but, do they have fission?
Do they have a bomb?
Let’s stay calm
Let’s tell them salaam
Let’s see them in Geneva,
if they come
Let’s not fight with Islam
Let’s not make my mom
the reason for our qualm
Let’s talk to their Imam
Let’s give them time
Till end of December, that’s all
Let’s not give them hell

Warmongers:
December!
That’s too far
Let’s give them war
Then we’ll smoke a cigar
Then we’ll write a memoir

Obama:
No, no reason to rush
Let’s not be too harsh
Let’s tell them we’re restive
Let’s say their action is “provocative”
Let’s urge them to allow inspection
Let’s see if they make a concession
Let's see, what’s next on agenda?

Hillary:
For lunch we’ll have Pizza

Obama:
Ooo good, can you get me a Coca Cola?