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04-Sep-2009
Doctor Marzieh Vahid-Dastjerdi has been approved as the first woman minister in the Islamic Republic of Iran. This is a clear victory for the Islamic fundamentalism, however more prudent approach should’ve been taken place, for example as it is clearly seen in the photo, her hand can be seen at the bottom of the picture, also it can be seen that she has two eyes, two eyebrows, one nose, and smiling lips!
First and outmost questions yet remain unanswered: why she hasn’t covered her entire face, except for one eye? Why she is not wearing gloves to cover her hands? And, why is she smiling in public? Doesn’t she know that with her ghoncheh lips she is arousing men? I can certainly testify to that myself, as I’m typing these words I have become excited, I can feel tingling under my belt. la’nat! She should have covered herself more. Look at those lips!
Ahmadenijad, with her selection, has clearly broken another barrier in gender equality in Iran under Islamic governance, and this great achievement only took 30 years to achieve. At this rate the glorious Islamic Order will surely launch the first Islamic Iranian woman astronaut (not the other one that did not maintain her veil correctly at all times) in orbit in year 1,500’s, according to the Islamic calendar. God willing.
One of the best aspects in her selection as the Health Minster is that she is a gynecologist, well trained in the detection of tears in the fabric of hymen, tashkhizeh paaregi pardeh. So, from here on all hymen reconstruction surgeries will be deemed illegal. The next item in her ministerial agenda (not to be confused with menstrual agenda) is mandatory virginity examination of all virgin Iranian women between the ages of 9 to 99, when they are getting ready to get married for the first time. All Iranian women over 99-years old will be exempt from this mandatory virginity examination out of respect for their elderly status in the Islamic society. Staffs from Ministry of Health, and perhaps Doctor Dastjerdi herself, will examine and issue virginity certificates to the future brides, to insure that the purity of the Islamic values is preserved. All other religious minorities, except Christians and Jews, will be exempt from virginity examination; they can do whatever they want with their virginity as long as they don’t tell. But, Christian and Jew females still have to be virgins when they get married, it’s in the Books.
Also, in her agenda will be the renewal of her previously defeated attempt to sexually segregate hospitals and medical establishments in accordance with Sharia laws. As soon as possible all wee-wee examinations by decadent female Iranian urologists will be stopped and will be replaced by wee-wee examination by puritan Muslim male urologists. And, no more female dentists looking at rotten male teeth, and no more male dentists looking at female luscious lips, and no more optometrists gazing in blind-like-bat eyes of the opposite genders. And, no more pervert male gynecologists looking at female chee-chees. All hospitals, all clinics, all examination rooms, all streets and sidewalks leading to such segregated facilities will be segregated, and all ambulances driving on such segregated streets will also be segregated. If you are a woman and get injured in a segregated park, your injured body will be put in a segregated ambulance and will be driven in a segregated street to the nearest segregated hospital, even if it is 200 kilometer away. Sooner or later you will get there, but your rights as a human being will not be violated by taking you to a mixed gender hospital. There will be female ambulance drivers taking you there, there will be female nurses and doctors tending to your female bodies, and there will be female janitors cleaning up the bloody floors in such said facilities.
If you’re a man and you’re dying, do not dare to get anywhere near any female medical facilities, and vise versa. Also, if you participate in any street demonstrations and by fault of your own get yourself arrested and raped, be aware that in these segregated facilities your bodies will be burnt beyond recognition, because in the glorious and progressive Islamic Order there are no people who get raped under custody.
Congratulation Doctor Dastjerdi. Thank God, you gave me the best genital examination of my life while you were in medical school, but since then the Islamic Order has progressed immensely, so I wish you all the success in segregating the society even more.
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Isn't it ironic MPD
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Mon Sep 07, 2009 07:12 PM PDTThere was a time that many of us would have cheered to see a woman in these types of government positions. However, due to who is selecting them and certain afiliations that they have that makes many us not very happy.
We also know that it is all for show.
Life is ironic!
Another female has been nominated of Minister of Education
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Mon Sep 07, 2009 09:42 AM PDTRead all about it here, and an interview with her about her views on social issues:
//www.payvand.com/news/09/sep/1069.html
kheyli sepaas
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sun Sep 06, 2009 04:37 PM PDTDear Ebi,
Thank you! I am glad to know it did not happen to your Father.
Best wishes
Copy-and-past information about the Minister of Health's father
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:29 AM PDT[1] . به نقل از سایت آفتاب [2] .دوانی، علی؛ نهضت روحانیون ایران، بی‌جا، بنیاد فرهنگی امام رضا (ع)، ملحقات، ج10، ص 637. [3] .سایت آفتاب. [4] .سجاد راعی، محمد مهدی کتیبه، نشریه جام جم، 8/6/83. [5] .همان. [6] .صحیفه نور، تهران، وزارت ارشاد اسلامی، 1361، ج 15، ص 122.
Natalia aziz !
by ebi amirhosseini on Sat Sep 05, 2009 07:36 PM PDTDear Anahid is right,he was my dad's classmate in college.
Ebi aka Haaji
Re: Anahid Hojjati
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sat Sep 05, 2009 04:47 PM PDTThank you! I am glad to know it did not happen to Ebi's dad
ناتاليا
I think Ebi means this woman's father died in explosion
by Anahid Hojjati on Sat Sep 05, 2009 04:44 PM PDTThe way I read Ebi's comment is that this minister's dad died in explosion. Ebi's dad was a classmate of this guy. I don't believe Ebi is stating that Ebi's dad died in explosion.
Wow! Ebi.....talk about 6 degree of separation
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sat Sep 05, 2009 04:24 PM PDTI am confused with your posted comment. So your Dad died as well in that explosion?
FYI
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Sat Sep 05, 2009 02:34 PM PDTHere is a link to some information about her in Wikipedia in Farsi:
//fa.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D9%85%D8%B1%D8%B6%DB%8C%D9%87_%D9%88%D8%AD%DB%8C%D8%AF_%D8%AF%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%AC%D8%B1%D8%AF%DB%8C
I second Ari..
by ebi amirhosseini on Sat Sep 05, 2009 05:57 AM PDTEbi aka Haaji
a fail safe version ! :)
by Fatollah on Sat Sep 05, 2009 04:22 AM PDT./
My campaign pledge
by Ari Siletz on Sat Sep 05, 2009 02:05 AM PDTebi jan,
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:50 PM PDTThat's exactly what it says in the article, except for the part about your dad and Rajai.
MPD Jaan
by ebi amirhosseini on Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:40 PM PDTIf my memory serves me well,and she is actually the daughter of colonel Dastjerdi as claimed in this article,her father was a police officer & classmate of my dad in police academy.He was killed in the bomb explosion that killed Rajai & Bahonar.
Ebi aka Haaji
Thanks ebi,
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:21 PM PDTThe information you provided was great. I liked the translation.
sepaas
She SUCKS......
by ebi amirhosseini on Fri Sep 04, 2009 09:57 PM PDTماری کلود دکامبز روزنامه نگار و کارشناس مسائل ایران طی مقاله ای در شماره 4 سپتامبر لوموند ، روزنامه عصر فرانسه و با اشاره به تصویب صلاحیت های هجده وزیر کابینه می نویسد : نمایندگان مجلس می باید در این موقعیت " خاص " انسجام و یکپارچگی نظام اسلامی ایران را به نمایش می گذاشتند. درباره این یکپارچگی و انسجام پیام مهمی از سوی آیت الله خامنه ای به مجلس رسیده بود. لوموند در ادامه به نحوه ترکیب و چینش دولت جدید می پردازد و می نویسد اکثریت قریب به اتفاق وزرای کابینه جدید از سه نهاد امنیتی ، سپاه پاسداران و نیروهای بسیج انتخاب شده اند. لوموند در همین رابطه گزارشی را نیز به تنها وزیر زن کابینه یعنی مرضیه وحید دسجردی کابینه ارائه میدهد و می نویسد : خانم" مرضیه وحید دستجردی" از کامل ترین نمونه های تکنوکرات های جدید رژیم اسلامی است . پزشکی با عقاید افراطی اصولگرائی و " پیچیده در چادری " سیاه" رنگ که رئیس بیمارستان روئین تن بوده است ، او از مدتها قبل به عنوان یک نتیجه و محصول مکتب نظام اسلامی برای یک کار حرفه ای در نظر گرفته شده بود . او فرزند یکی از افسران اداره دوم (حفاظت اطلاعات) ارتش شاهنشاهی است. این افسر در مسیر حوادثی به انقلاب پیوست و پس از مدتی خدمت به نظام به عنوان رئیس شهربانی منسوب شد که بعد در یک سوءقصد کشته شد. علاوه بر آن به نوشته لوموند برادر وزیر جدید بهداشت ، " مصطفی از فرماندهان سپاه پاسداران است و مهمتر ازآن همسر او کسی نیست جز حسین شریتمداری نظریه پرداز اصولگرایان و نماینده رهبر جمهوری اسلامی در روزنامه کیهان تهران ، شخصی که خود دادخواست اولیه را علیه اصلاح طلبان قبل از دادگا هها صادر و حتی حکم میدهد . مرضیه وحیدی دسجردی جدیدا خواستار اجرای طرح " نوآورانه" نقش زنان به عنوان مکمل نقش مردان شده است ، کسی که چند سال پیش ، وقتی یک نماینده جوان مجلس اسلامی ایران بود نظریه جدائی زنان و مردان در بیمارستان ها و مراکز بهداشت را مطرح و خواستار اجرای آن شده بود
//www.lemonde.fr/archives/article/2009/09/04/marzieh-vahid-dastjerdi-la-premiere-femme-ministre_1235808_0.html
Ebi aka Haaji
ebi jan,
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Sep 04, 2009 08:55 PM PDTI read the comments, but I can't remember them, I didn't save the blog, including the comments, but I know yours is always good. Thank you.
I got mad because my comment was deleted, that's why I deleted my blog, and posted it again.
Thanks again.
MPD aziz
by ebi amirhosseini on Fri Sep 04, 2009 07:44 PM PDT2 comments,it seems that you don't read all the comments!!.
Anyway,it's all good.
Ebi aka Haaji
She is the Hellboy's daughter
by Louie Louie on Fri Sep 04, 2009 07:39 PM PDTThe cut off horns are hidden under that thingy.
ebi,
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Sep 04, 2009 07:00 PM PDTI'm sorry If I deleted your comment. I believe it said "sepaas". My explanation for deleting my blog is posted down at the bottom.
sepaas
MPD Aziz...
by ebi amirhosseini on Fri Sep 04, 2009 04:46 PM PDTAre you going to self-sencor your blog again & delete our comments with it ?
I believe an explanation is in order.
Sepaas
Ebi aka Haaji
دگر باره چو چهرش را بديدی
SamSamIIIIFri Sep 04, 2009 04:21 PM PDT
که سام نشسته بود, پشت ترافيک
در انديشه سوفيا يا دگر چيک
بيکباره بديدش خاله سوسک در سايت ايران
سبيل داشت و مغنع و يک کَپل ران
لبانش چون شتر گوشتی و خندان
نگاهش هيز همچون اُمه کلثان
يه پستی داده بود حاجيش به دستگرد
به دست ديگرش گردو به دست گرد
دگر باره چو چهرش را بديدی
به ياد رهبرش بايد که ريدی
سام
Dear MPD
by khaleh mosheh on Fri Sep 04, 2009 03:10 PM PDTI too enjoy your blogs as your satirical bend is very original.
I am not sure about this blog though as it seems not very respectful to our sister, who appears to be as innocent and radiant as a little lamb.
Anyway the sun is almost setting- I better go and start up my BBQ and spit roast the little piglet I got earlier.
Oh...The joys of having a spiritual Ramazan- I just love it.
"I have a crush on this sister"
by Mola Nasredeen on Fri Sep 04, 2009 02:32 PM PDTSaid Hazrate shotor.
"Why? may I ask Hajagha?" I asked sheepishly.
"Look at those lips, those high cheeks, those eyebrows.."
I interuppted him: "Good enough..."
The well connected
by Fred on Fri Sep 04, 2009 02:19 PM PDTIs it true that this first female Islamist minister, the pride of the Islamist Rapist Republic is married to none other than the famed Evin interrogator Haj Hossein Shariatmadari aka brother hossein, who’s day job is the absolute leader’s appointed chief editor of keyhan?
Hi! Dear MPD,
by yolanda on Fri Sep 04, 2009 02:15 PM PDTYour source is wrong about me for sure! I don't play that kind of tricks on people 'cause I am not that "sophisticated". I am here for only 6 weeks. I liked your poetry, my favorite lines:
And I, a Persian
But, she wanted me to become Christian
Carol, also a nurse
But too shy, too terse
Kate is from Sedona, Arizona
She might as well be from Russia, China,
Cuba, Florida, Ghana,...
I rather watch the show trial with the man in his pajama
I feel I"ve learned something from you. Apparently you love your motherland very much!!!!! ....I think you really don't need to worry about double-dipping here 'cause you are the author of the article. Someone flagged it, you can just re-submit, it is no big deal! I heard "double-dipping" at my work. Actually it is a good thing, not dirty or illegal or anything. Some of my colleagues want to get their master's degree, so they have to take classes at the university, they can also use the class credits to apply for teaching credential, which is one stone, two birds, or double-dipping. It is perfectly legal and smart move......... well, at Iranian.com, there is a different type of double-dipping. I hope you are feeling better!!!
take care!
yolanda
P.S. Don't believe your source!
Anonymouse
by Louie Louie on Fri Sep 04, 2009 01:42 PM PDTI'm well aware of that. I hope you are not labeling me as a person with a dirty mind. I saw the definitions there and just could not stop laughing. I'm just amazed with the level of imagination of human beings. In fact the priests in inquisition time were coming with all sorts of sexual positions and issuing fatwa or some sorts about what the punishment should be for the acts.
Louie double dipping is not what you think! Try Seinfeld episode
by Anonymouse on Fri Sep 04, 2009 01:22 PM PDTEverything is sacred.
This head dress
by Mehrban on Fri Sep 04, 2009 02:01 PM PDTThis head dress (Maghnaeh) is a fail safe version of the Chador. It was one of Islamic Republics most potent signifyers of the suppression of Iranian women from day one. Under the sunlight of Iran that can render the full color spectrum in full saturation and in the context of the most colorful Iranian native dresses this item of clothing specially in black seems at best out of place.
PS. Actually in this photo, she is "double dipping" (both Chador and Maghnaeh).
Well yolanda, I’m sorry then
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:48 PM PDTAnd Welcome to Hotel California once again. I guess my source was wrong about you. And as I thought, you seem to be yet uncorrupted. So, my apologies.
Well, double-dipping, I deleted my original blog and re-posted it again, that's double-dipping. Also, there are some people who have more than one registered user names; they are double-dipping also, one person behind one keyboard uses several different user names to attack someone, which makes it look like that person's point of view is dislike by several different people. Also, when you dip a piece of chips in a chip dip and then take a bit out of it and then dip it in the chip dip again, that's double-dipping also. Also, when a man takes his...well! I can’t say it. It’ll get deleted. Just use your imagination.