I want to be old and I mean it!

persian westender
by persian westender
18-Oct-2009
 

Here and there in my favourite local weekly paper, I used to see a growing body of anti-aging advertisements. But yesterday when I was paging it in the bus, this one really struck me: “Hair removal and Anti-aging”. I didn’t know that the extent of negativity of old age has reached to the point that it is considered as worthless as pubic hair...and then there was a follow-up for the ad: Buy one (god knows what anti-aging substance) - get the second one for free! As if they just filled the tanker with the newly-found fountain of youth!

What is wrong with being older? Why everyone is so afraid of it? Why there’s so much ageism in the society and yet that is responded so nonchalantly? Is it because old age is associated with death? Well, I doubt if Botox make the angel of death to change his mind. He works based on a pre-arranged list and the calendar age, no matter how young the target looks.   Anyway, since it’s been a long time that I intended to retire myself from being middle-aged and to get disengaged from all the ridiculous responsibilities attached to it, I decided to swim against the stream and ask for what people are generally afraid of; I wanted to be old. I picked the phone and called the number on the ad. I politely asked the confused lady if their company could implant on my face, all the wrinkles that they take away from the face of their customers. She didn’t answer me and shortly after hanged up; probably assuming that I’m teasing her. So I called them again: “can you at least tell me how I can dye my hair to white?”

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......

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by persian westender on

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Dear Anahid

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Ageism exists in various forms in the society. What I am seeing is that cosmetic corporations in their ads are trying to depict the old age as a horrible thing that should be avoided at any cost. This adds to the issue of ageism and the view of public toward it. this is in the face of growing population of elderly in the society.

 


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Dear persian westender, maybe they they meant hair in the ear

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Dear westender, maybe the reason the newspaper ad included hair removal and anti aging remedies together is the fact that as people get older, they start having hair in places like their ear, for women on their faces, etc.  I don't believe they meant to equal aging with pubi h air.

You do have a point that in this culture and many other cultures, there is agism.  Many middle-aged and old people are guilty of this too.  For instance many older guys like to go after women who are 15/20/30 years younger than them.  To me, these people are not happy with themselves and the fact that they are aging so they are hoping to capture the lost youth through having a much younger partner.