Ten signs of early NIAC-Ollah-ism

Roozbeh_Gilani
by Roozbeh_Gilani
27-Jan-2012
 

NIAC-Ollah-ism is a newly discovered mental degenerative disease. Early research results suggest that it is caused by a combination of old age, great love for money, a highly inactive (mental and physical) lifestyle and hatred for work, prolong (33 years or more) period of stay in USA except for occasional trips to Iran for "official business".

You suffer from NIAC-Ollah_ism if:

1) You suddenly think that ahmadinezhad is cute and start fantacizing being his "right hand man", mashai..

2) You start adoring anything swedish; from ABBA to IKEA to VOLVO to Trita parsi (well, kinda swedish, swedish on the paper only)

3) you love chelokabaab, washed down with multiple servings of sandis for breakfast , lunch and dinner.

4) you call your 8 year old son a member of AIPAC, Zionist, Neocon, warmonger, for refusing to eat his swedish meatball for dinner .

5) You accuse the arab cab driver who overcharged you of being a jewish, a Mossad agent.

6) You get arrested for walking naked in the middle of the night in below zero temperatures of bay area, whilst chanting Hari TP, Hari TP, Hari TP, Hari Hari.....,  

7) You think TP is even more attractive than Ahmadinezhad.

8) You think that Khamenei is more attarctive than TP and Ahmadinezhad put together... 

9) you think back to when you were 60 years of age, with fond memories a by gone youth....

10) You are fascinated with the Cults and want to end your life cmmitting mass suicide with other cult members in middle of a camp in texas

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Simorgh5555

Roozbeh

by Simorgh5555 on Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:49 PM PST

This had me in stitches! Whatever ideological differences we may have we share the same humour and that is enough!!!!!

Brilliant blog. 


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Roozbeh_Gilani

in defence of Sweden...

by Roozbeh_Gilani on Fri Jan 27, 2012 07:48 PM PST

Since Sweden has been brough up a number of times in this blog, by myself and others. I want to be clear about my own admiration for the swedish and indeed all scandinavians. Very hard working, honest, direct folks. Lots of people from Iran and other parts of world have taken refuge in sweden from the political reression back home. The social democracies of scandinavian countries are simply a hint of what real socialism, the democracy of people can be in practice.                           

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


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masoudA

11- last thing a NIAC

by masoudA on Fri Jan 27, 2012 07:04 PM PST

11- last thing a NIAC member wants to admit is he/she has been used by an idiot like TP.

Hiding behind the image of PEACE (with satan/IR) - Trita is just earning a living while pleasing his handlers in Sweden!!  poor kids problem is he has no clue what Iranians are actually like...... we know how to smash vunerable conciences and are masters in crashing chickens who think they can fly.


 


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Masoud Kazemzadeh

10 Signs You Are a Member

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Fri Jan 27, 2012 05:40 PM PST

10 Signs You Are a Member of NIAC Cult

　

1. You think Reza Pahlavi is a closet supporter of MKO.

2. "Regime change" are dirty words.

3. Sandis is your favorite kool-aide.

4. You think Trita Parsi cares about human rights in Iran.

5. The vf regime is better than any of the opposition groups (especially those pesky liberal democrats of the Iran National Front).

6. You are frustrated that everyone says that you support the vf regime.

7. You think that the vf regime is demonized and that Ahmadinejad and Khamenei are pretty nice guys if you really get to know them.

9. IRGC, Basij, and Ministry of Intelligence are not errorist groups.

10. You wake up in the middle of the night after a nightmare in which you see CNN announces the Breaking News "The people of Iran have overthrown the vf regime."

　

　

　

　

　

The above are JOKES and meant for humor.

:-)

 


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vildemose

LOL, Terita as Iranian Jim

by vildemose on Fri Jan 27, 2012 05:37 PM PST

LOL, Terita as Iranian Jim Jones. Very funny.

NIAC also never engages in a real debate except selectively whitewashing the inconvenient arguments.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.--Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.


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Roozbeh_Gilani

Masoud jan, you should be OK

by Roozbeh_Gilani on Fri Jan 27, 2012 05:14 PM PST

As you dont like IKEA :) 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


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Masoud Kazemzadeh

:-)

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Fri Jan 27, 2012 04:48 PM PST

Roozbeh jaan,

Thanks.  It was funny.  Except I have to admit, I like ABBA and Volvo.

:-)

Best,

Masoud

 


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