Good-bye Forever. I am leaving this site too.

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I am leaving . . .

I am leaving because while in a Warrior II  you would not do an upward dog. But, I am coming and coming back, because you make it up during Cobra.

N, M,

N to be perfectly honest it is a very serious question and it is quite complex and I have many many ideas about why this website is like a spider's web, like a flytrap for so many people, but I couldn't possibly go into it here it is best kept for a conversation, it's a very complex question.

M, it's interesting you know because I was just working on a poem I've been working on for a couple of weeks and it is called I did not go to Amsterdam and it says something like

I asked you what would happen if shitfaced stoned you

fell into  a canal you said you wouldn't they

were all frozen over.  It was cold you see, Ir

was winter.   and I  have since come to understand that

you are not a person who falls easily into canals and you

skate very well on ice and 

always avoid the cracks

while I...    something something 

I did not go to Amsterdam. I

chose tp meet you somewhere else a

place where you never arrived.  You were cold you see. You

were winter. And now that place and you and

 Amsterdam are just places in my mind.

Or sometihing like that

So yes let's do let's all have an ice cream.

Of course I get it Rosita

How many times have I tried not coming back and look at me. I am still here. Aye!

What is it that captivates so many on this web site, that brings them back again......again........again.........again............?

What internal need does this web site meet for many on this web site? Not all are Iranian.

Don't you just love to listen to Emmy Rossum? So relaxing......well Rosita, I have a long day tomorrow that begins at 5:30 am.

Best to all,

Inside Out

Falling

The Great Divide

Solh va Doosti

Natalia

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Lost in translation

Your interpretation is clearly a misunderstanding of what rahbar has commanded us. To clarify, we must go back to the original text in Farsi and then look at the translation

 و تو برخواهی گشت دوباره و دوباره و دوباره.  ایرانیانداتکام بستنیی ست در یخچال که تو در نیمه شب به آن حمله میکنی

Translation: You'll be back again and again and again. iranian.com is the ice cream in the fridge you keep raiding in the middle of the night

As you can see the word ice cream (bastani)  is followed by "fridge". As we all know bastani  has to be kept and served cold. Another word bastani  is a dish best served cold. That's why our Glorious Leader is emphasizing that bastani  has to be kept in the refrigerator, where it stays cold for whenever it needs to be served

Also, nowhere in here there in any mention of baastaani  (ancient), which is a completely different word and in no way could fit within the context of his commandment

Alvarez, you're still not getting it!

jj is spot on, he's on the money on this one.  Miguelito Ratoncito will be back.  To repeat: he needs the cheese.  EVERYONE here needs the cheese.  And there is NOTHING in the world that is cheesier than this website.  City mouse, country mouse, mouse in a house, mouse in a trap, the mouse that roared, the mouse that snored, Mickey, Minnie, Mighty Mouse, Of Mice and Men, and Willard and Ben the Rat, they will all be back...

And as for Mouse's family I hope they will be well too and I pray in the Church of Holy Rodents that he will not delete them.

Catty, very catty,

Rosie

Playing cat and mouse.

and raining cats and dogs

As I age, I continue to get calmer............

It is okay though, I have accepted the fact that I am a calm person.......I must have balance whenever possible. Can't fight what we are.

I for one will miss the ratón. I wish him and his family the best always.

Only Time

It's in the rain

May it be

Angel

Solh va Doosti

Natalia

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N, M

Nanana N, you see it's not so much that Samsam wants to ARRANGE my love life as that he sees it as something...inevitable...pre-ordained.  He doesn't KNOW that I'm about to take my final vows as a Jewish nun.

M, Yes I know what our Fearless Leader said about bastani.  But I think he meant bastaani, as in ancient cracked pot.

And,,,that is what I think...

Bethrowed or is it thrown! hahahaha

Hey! Contrary to popular belief, I do have a life outside of cyber space.

So, Samsam (poor misguided soul) is trying to arrange your love life. Someone needs to tell him that JJ, gets an allergic reaction when they try to schedule his life, for him.

Now, Jamshid is truly a good friend. :o) I read his posted comment for you.

Solh va Doosti

Natalia

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Darth Vader said

…this site is ice cream, do you dare to disagree?  Crack was before rahbar farmodand bastani.  “From now to eternity, and beyond, Crack will vanish from page of time, and will be replaced with Ice Cream”, new fatwa from our Glorious Leader.

No Mazzie, not ice cream. As you yourself once said: Crack.

And what do you expect?  After all, it is run by a crackhead, I mean cracked head, I mean crackpot, I mean crockpot, I mean pothead. 

Yes. That is exactly what I mean.

Nanananana....baby-joon, it is called Adios Amigos and it was

featured this AM but unfortunately the shelf life of a featured is now approximately ONE-HALF DAY as opposed to two days last winter.

I'm surprised you didn't pick up on it!  You speak Spanish... Yes,Adios Amigos, by Mighty Mouth, I mean Mouse.

Aaah, Mousie Mousie, we ALL NEED THE CHEESE! Hasta la vista.

N., You must read up Mouse's thread to sea how I defend jj's honor even though he has none.  (LOL.  Just kidding) Natalia, did you know that Samsam thinks jj should marry me and make me editorial manager of this our fair website?

Wedding bells on the horizon...

teehee

Rosita

Please

Take me with you.  I tried to leave 100 times, I couldn't do it once.  Ice cream, this site is ice cream. Chocolate, vanilla, Spumoni, faloodeh, Akbar mashti...  Take me with you I can’t eat any more ice cream.  I’m sick of ice cream.  Get up in the morning, what’s for breakfast?  Ice cream.  It’s screw time, what’s in the bed ice cream.  Go to the bathroom, what do I poop?  Ice cream.  I want pudding.  Do you know of a site that serves pudding, rice pudding, bread pudding, chocolate pudding, anything other than ice cream would do, but take me with you because I can’t do it on my own.  I tried, I swear I tried, I can’t do it.  I’m weak, I’m pathetic.  marg bar man.  khak bar saram.  I’m an addict, a junky, weak,…

Take me with you please!

Never mind, I found el ratón..........

Loftan! No offense to el ratón but iranian.com is addictive. Sooner or later some of us fall of the wagon and come back to it.

Solh va Doosti

Natalia

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What blog of el ratón are you talking about?

Is it the one that he deleted?

Solh va Doosti

Natalia

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I'm leaving this site

I'm leaving this site too...because I forgot to oilchange my car today..I gotta go
I also may leave this site for good, because captcha questions are hard for me...

Aufidersehen or something like it..

Samsam

Samsam would you pleeeeeeeeeease send a revised version of your little comment to our Fearless Leader suggesting that we marry so that I can manage his wayward website? 

 Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease do it.  Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/

Please.

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ALL: I HAVE AN IDEA!  I THINK WE SHOULD ALL LEAVE THE WEBSITE AND THEN JJ WILL HAVE TO BE US AND HE WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS LIKE TO WORK WITH HIM.

NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT WE SHOULD ALL LEAVE THE WEBSITE INCLUDING JJ AND SEE HOW IT DOES ON ENTROPY ALONE.

Rosie rocks,,,

JJ should marry you & make you the content manager..I know the right mullah for the engagement party...not the mola nasredin..

cheers!

rosie jan

 I will leave this site once they stop serving me my daily laboo. 

Yes Anonymous for now, I did, I wrote a spoof about Mouse's

blog and if you want to know WHY I spoofed it I give all the gorey details about the background that moved me to do it on Mouse's thread so there's no need to repeat myself here.

I am SORRY your comment was censored. Sometimes jj censors too much and other tmies not enough.  It is because there are TWO of him.  One is the Mohammed who worked ten years for Khomeini and sent Rushdie the fatwa.  The other is jj who is PETRIFIED of becoming Mohammed again, so when he was FORCED to implement a moderation system after MONTHS of resisting it in the name of his values, which are free speech and expression, he is having a hard time finding a middle ground.

Be PATIENT with him.  He has been patient with all of you for fifteen years. BLOGGING is NEW to this site and actually new to the world.

GIVE him your input.  HELP him out.  Write a BLOG about your experiences with SUGGESTIONS and critique.

How much you wanna bet he'll feature it? 

Dear Robin,

You are at your best with this type of satire! 

Keep writing!

Azarin

Khanoum-e gol!

Take me and TheMrs with you! :)

Peace!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mano

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mano begoo fek kardam vaghean khanum dare mire...na baba halahala ja khosh kardeh...

Rosie: From one loud mouth (at least cyberly) to another...do me a favour girl, come on man...leave. At least for a while...please, pretty please???????

JAMSHID, it's a JOKE.

I am satirizing Mouse's new blog.

I would NEVER leave this site because the moderation system is not perfect or because of the content policy or anything like that.

I have no FEELINGS whatsoever about any of that.  None. Just thoughts.

The FEELINGS that I have discussed with you off-site about a very volatile relationship I have with someone on this site have nothing  to do with this new (and VERY old...) discussion on Mouse's blog and mine.  And you have been a true friend regarding that other discussion.

Thanks for caring.  I think you just got upset and didn't read this blog carefully.  Re-read it. You'll see.

Thanks again. I love you.

Robin

Robin

You have said many times in your posts that you want to contribute something to this world.

You can get results, only when you set aside your feelings, and focus only on your goals. If you believe in those goals, then you should ignore what others think or feel about you.

Saying goodbye is not the answer.

WELL SAID!

You articulated succintly what I have wanted to say many times before about these dramatic retirement parties (especially the repeat kind).  By all means, let's discuss and criticize and suggest alternatives for this site but to say these dramatic good byes again and again... and then returning... and then retiring again.  I lost respect for Michael Jordan when he did it and same here, even though many of the repeat offenders are writers and bloggers that I actually enjoyed reading.

Heyf ke khodet nemidooni

Heyf ke khodet nemidooni cheghadr bi mazze hasti.

you better believe it!

This site is definitely too censored because I left you a reply on "adios amigos" and was never published.

they didn't want to hurt your feelings by letting someone tell you that we don't need a chaperone.

they thought asking you why you felt compelled to tell people what to do is too harsh.

then you go and post a blog to ridicule anonymouse.

it's obvious that the moderators on this site have your back!