Ten reasons why camels are not smart animals

Ten reasons why camels are not smart animals
by Shaban Jafari
28-Apr-2010
 

1. Their head is wedged in their back,

2. They take their dreams as realities, hence the rhyme shotor dar khab binad panbeh daneh …

3. They cannot make the difference between good and bad, that’s why when they are thirsty they even drink their piss,

4. They give free riding to humans even if they are not feed in return,

5. They can be bad-tempered and untrustworthy animals capable of inflicting a vicious slashing bite (smart animals don’t do that!)

6. They usually smell like a warm sweaty sock that someone wore while running a marathon and they don’t care,

7. They have been misused for centuries by humans and they haven’t been able to upgrade their rank among other animals,

8. Different cultures make fun of them (Greeks use the term καμήλα: an ugly woman, usually tall and ungraceful for camels, and even arabs for whom a Camel rider is pejorative and refers to archaic modes of transport) and these animals don’t simply care,

9. They eat everything they find, even cardboards,

10. They cause stupid accidents

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Shaban Jafari

Anahid khanoom

by Shaban Jafari on Thu Apr 29, 2010 09:03 AM PDT

You're too kind. You hadn't have to justify yourself. I actually think that IRI supporters are much worse than jackasses, and take jackass as a compliment for them

Red wine jan, you're always welcome.


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Anahid Hojjati

To be fair to shaban,my original comment talked about jackasses

by Anahid Hojjati on Wed Apr 28, 2010 04:06 PM PDT

 

I changed my original comment later when I tried to be polite.  Shaban here is responding to my original comment which was about the fact that Shaban's blog seemed to be talking about IRI supporters where he wrote about camels.  However, I thought IRI supporters were jackasses.


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Red Wine

Down With I.R Supporters

by Red Wine on Wed Apr 28, 2010 03:14 PM PDT

Thank you for your blog.


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Shaban Jafari

Han, Anahid khanoom you make a point

by Shaban Jafari on Wed Apr 28, 2010 01:35 PM PDT

Camels were used the most by Arabs and now the term "camel rider" is something pejorative for them!! In some sense, Camels did a lot of service to these guys but, they are not well treated in return.

It's the same in IRI, people who serve the regime have all an expiration date. They do a lot of khar-hamali for the leader but when their date is expired they are either jailed or killed!

Now, if you take it like this Camels have an enviable lives compared to these guys, so IRI lovers are effectively jackasses in some way.


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Anahid Hojjati

Nice blog, Shaban khan.

by Anahid Hojjati on Wed Apr 28, 2010 01:21 PM PDT

 

Dear Shaban, Nice blog.   I enjoyed reading it.


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