Shahriar Zahedi

Women with beards and bald men

Had to laugh a lot. Great article. I agree, the women who do not want their body and facial hair should give it to the bald men! But I think there are also a lot of bald men in other countries, the european men are often bald in an early age. Might also be caused by the pollution or the lack of certain minerals as mentioned by Souri. And perhaps times change and it will be fashion for women to have a beard!

a great topic we don't discuss enough!

Enjoyed your piece! I will look for your past blog entries & articles in the archives here.

hehe

Funny! I was about to write a blog about this too.

My theory is that those who think too much about maths and related topics ,loose hair on top.

Me? I'm useless at maths.

There will be exceptions to this theory, but it will urge more thorough investigation.

In the meantime, if your sprog shows extra ordinary talent for maths, beware!

(Jahanshah. That's the wrong way round. Qui bono.I expect they started all this turban business to cover up the bold. )

(By the way, does anyone know if this is a superstition of fooling follicles, about shaving boys' heads around the age of 2 so they don't go bold?)

H2O, genes! Welcome back Mr. Zahedi! You were missed!

All my brothers got bald, i think because they got it from my mother's dad, since they have a lot of my mom's characteristics. I have a lot of hair compare to them, because I look a lot like my dad who wasn't bald. The town my dad comes from there are no balds that i ever noticed. They even have very thick hair despite the fact that up to recently they would only go to Khazineh! I think it is the water in the village and their genes. I mean even the old people have thick hairs! What about the soap?

researchers have found that

researchers have found that high testosterone levels are a cause of alopecia. the thing is women carry the gene as much as men do, in fact scientists say that baldness is mostly passed from the mother down, although sometimes from the father. so iranian women have the gene in them, but the gene is triggered by the high testosterone levels which then causes the balding, but since women dont have that much testosterone they don't actually lose their hair, so for them it just a dormant gene.

and it makes sense that iranians have super high testosterone...we love shouting, fighting, and are really horny. so basically it's just inherited in a lot of iranians.

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Kourosh

The tankers are labeled roghan  :-)

Vajjebi:)

Flying solo...

That was the ingenius innovation that mothers came up with and relied upon to take on the beast...
waxing came long after vajjebi's invention. and

vajjebi and its derivatives ,is currently being studied at Center for Hair regrowth and Islamo-christian-Jewish Strategic studies,
At harvard, for its potential contribution to a drug than can remove hair off the back, while boots hair regrowth on the scalp, of both men and women. the project is funded by "Religion and Hair coalition". It is a for-profit organization.

Rouge... gain???

Hmmm...
Kaveh
I don't know about you man:). Doing under the table dealings with Hamas and fatah?better come clean partner.

P.s. would you have them make a special delivery. My hair folicules, those very, very few that are left, need Rouge--gain attention desperately:)

Kourosh

I have Rogaine delivered by a tanker truck. Got it covered.  LOL

Hair here, there and everywhere except atop

Iranian male species appears to be the only one I have come across  which has copious hair everywhere except atop.  Before the advent of men waxing unwanted body hair, I wonder how our mothers dealt with their hairy partners.  A few curlies here and there is cute - a whole rug for a back? Not bloody likely!

Nothing as irresistably handsome as felfel-namaki though.

And is it true that women get hairier with age? Perhaps it is the higher level of testosterone that kicks in at mid-life.

Enquiring minds want to know.

Spoke too soon Kaveh :)

Actually. reading this blog and the events of the past few weeks, have made me ponder veryy deeply as to whether there really is a zionist conspiracy involved in here. Let's talk about this... can anyone start a blog on this topic? I think.. zionists have created specialized weaponary to fill the atmosphere with "Baldness-causing gas" there is a book on that..."Keep'em bald ... keep'em repressed and proud". That i think was the slogan. Interesting book, highly recommended reading material when taking a rest room break.

JJ, You are right, there is a connection there and hairs do need to get as much as sunlight as needed, but the problem, rather MY problem, is that How am i gonna cover those ugly spots if i don't wear a cap? The only other option would be to shave it all off, which is what i do quite often.

Souri jan.. Could you tell me and maybe Kaveh, how we can obtain this magic potion called Bee pollen? should we go bee haunting? what is it anyways? never heard of it.

There is However one final and ultimate solution, if all else fails... Shaere gerangadr mifarmayad..

Kachala jamm shavim ta beravim pishe khods
ya be ma moo be dahad... ya bezanad bar sare ma.

Of course, there is not too much info. available on the life of this shaere geranghadr..

Samsam & Ebi

It looked for a moment there that I wasn't even included in the discussion about me.  LOL

Thanks!

yep

Ebi , Cherraa keh nah , waseh Kaveh bacheh khoobeh bahoosheh Irooni . but soozan dard dareh , shoma first va ageh kam oomad biad pisheh man ....cheers pal

It's in the Jeans

Sorry guys you got it wrong.
It's all in the "jeans"... the "bigger" the
"kachaller"!

Re :It,s all in the genes

Samsam Jaan

Gol golfti .

My father is 76 with thick sexy hair!

Shall we sell some to dear Kaveh?!

cheers

Ebi aka Haaji

Ahhh okay

got it .

sorry, side-tracking again...

Agha Samsam...

In blog ebn-moghafa ro ma vase shoma post kardim ha...khondish ?

It,s all in the genes

My Dad in Iran at 87 has thicker & better hair than Elvis Presley in his 20,s . I owe my good genes to him . God bless , chesh nazanam .

نظر ِ شخص ِ بنده

در ايران كچلى مشكل بزرگى براى آقايان بود. ما كه تو مدرسه همش معلمان
كچل ِ مون رو اذيت ميكرديم و اسم براشون مى گذاشتيم. از جمله
كچل ِ مو فر فرى
كچل ِ عفونى

توي سينما هم هر وقت يك كسى پا ميشد و جلوى ِ ما رو ميگرفت،
در تاريكى داد مى زديم
كچل بشين

But Telly Savalas (Kojak), Yul Breiner and later on Michael Jordan changed the image of the bald men and restored some level of respect and sexual appeal to them. So it is not as much of a problem today

Seven comments

and not one of them suggesting that male pattern baldness is the result of a Zionist conspiracy.

That, folks, is progress.    :-)

Seriously, having done a lot of personal research on the subject (It was either that or sue my parents for giving me defective genes, which wasn't practical), I came to learn that one of the things that happens after puberty (besides the aforementioned 24/7 horniness...thank you Live from Tehran) is that a tendon-like membrane under the scalp, called the galea tends to thicken and harden, constricting blood flow to the hair follicles in the process, and as we know, "no ticket, no laundry".

Or in this case. "no blood flow, no hair". Hair that was once so thick and plentiful, even the cut hair that fell to the barber shop floor would continue to grow.

The shape of the galea (which is Latin for "helmet") is, you guessed it.....identical to the shape and pattern of typical male pattern baldness.

Mother Nature can be a real bitch when she wants, sometimes.

testosterone

one of the most important cause of hair lost is high testosterone in male..I think thats why iranian man lose their hair more than any other nationality...THEY ARE 24/7 horny and their eyes are in constant move for a new pretty prey..IOI

some of the major reasons of balding...

1) hormonal imbalance (regardless of the age)

2) Stress

3) Insufficient nutrition (lack of Zinc and vitamin B6)

4) Pollution of the air and the water 

5) Lack or excess of washing the hair

6) Covering up the head for long period of the time

In the case of premature imbalance of the hormones (not due to aging) the baldness come along with growing more hair on men's body !!

The good stimulation for growing hair :

1) Do massage the head for 3/5 minutes every night before sleeping

2) Take one spoon of "Bee pollen" every morning 

3) Using Ginseng is also good

Some people do the nightly massage of the head with vinager !!

It can help to oxygenate the pores so to bring more food to the roots but it may cause the early whitening of the hair...

Bald Guys and their beautiful women

Its because Iranians, Lebanese and Jews are mostly descended from Y haplogroups I and J with our illustrious bald headed ancestor Mr. haplogroup F, just as our women are descended from mt haplogroups H and K which accounts for their stunning beauty and the fact that they love partially or totally bald men. LOL

Mr. Zahedi

This was so funny. I enjoyed reading it!

Balding is

a hormonal imballace in my opinion which happens to the most men in certain age.

The cover up

My theory -- unscientific, nothing to back it up with, just a hunch, a thought -- is that for generations, Iranian men wore turbans and having hair on the head was no longer a necessity. Therefore the baldness gene became more active in our forefathers.

But then we would have to ask why do we have MORE hair than usual on the rest of our body? Iranian men have covered their bodies from head to toe for generations (until 50 years ago when wearing hats began to stop in urban areas) but the reduction of hair has occurred more often on our head.

So my theory makes no sense. But I'm telling you, covering your head with a hat, cap, scarf or turban can't be healthy for your hair, which needs to breath and get some sunlight. And I wouldn't be surprised if science finally proves there's some connection between covering your head and baldness.

Scientific aproach

Before making hypothesis, look at datas. Which statistics show you there are more bald men in Iran versus other countries ?!

Having many doctor commercials show only that Iranians pay more attention to their physical appearance than others or may be thay have more money to wast ! As all women change their noses.