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Today's Horrorscope
Nov 12, 1997 - Aban 21, 1376
Drug bust
You will get a surprise visit from the Narcotics Swat Team based on a tip from the plumber that came to fix your kitchen faucet last Friday. They will be looking for a large bag of marijuana that was reported to be in your kitchen cabinet. Call your mom. "Naneh joon, qorboonet beram, deegeh qormeh sabzi khoshk nafrest."
From Ben Bagheri ben@connect.net
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