HUMOR
آخه نونت نبود آبت نبود، خب لامسب زرده به کون میکشیدی، خونه میموندی، یه چیزی هم همونجا کوفت میکردی دیگه
"به به سلام، چه عجب از این طرفها آقا! خیلی خوش آمدین. مگه اینکه دیگرون دست شمارو بزور بکشند و بیارنتون اینجا، خودتون که اصلاً یادی هم از ما نمیکنین! نه باکفش بفرمائین، تورو خدا در نیارین، صفا اوردین، بفرمائید بریم تو ایوون همه اونجان، بفرمائین." و ماهم با عرض ادب، خضوع و خشوع معمول و چاق سلامتی با شیرین خانم و شوهرشان ایرج خان و چند تن دیگر از میهمانان ایشان که مثل بنده و دوستم مسعود قدری زودتر رسیده بودند دست دادیم و وارد منزل زیبای ایشان که در منطقه با صفائی بنام "پاسیفیک پلی صید" مجاور تپه های سر سبز "سانتا مونیکا" قرار گرفته است شدیم.
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SUMMIT
American foreign policy issues are debatable, not negotiable
Ms. Rice tells us that George W. Bush has now decided to enter the diplomatic Texas Holdem poker sweepstakes, and that on his first hand, he's prepared to go "all in." She is assuring us that this time around Bush is playing for keepsies, with real peace chips; so that there won't be any question he's going all out to achieve reconciliation for Palestine. And he wants every Arab leaguer to commit, fully cooperate in this Annapolis effort, promising that there will be an open-ended agenda. Open-ended agenda, yeah sure; but meantime Hamas, and any other "unsavory" representation need not show up at Annapolis, for the midshipmen may tag them as "enemy combatants" and Shanghai them on a one-way trip to Guantanamo.
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ANNAPOLIS
The Quran is kept in our living room, beside the Bible
by John Oliver Smith
Very soon the peace brokers are coming to meet in Annapolis. Men and
women of different nationalities and faiths will sit down together by
the water searching for peace in a conflict that seems to have no end.
Their arguments have been in the making for more than a thousand years.
Tonight I will go home to live in a peaceful sanctuary built by two
people of different faiths that both cling to their one commonality -
God, the One who makes all things possible. Who is full of compassion
and mercy....and forgiveness. He holds no grudges to those who are
truly regretful.
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POETRY
Horse-drawn carriage
Skids the stone,
Cemetery's birds sing a
Redeeming but drunken atone.
White-haired woman
Bends on her hump,
From beneath the son says,
"I am safe and sound."
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