Top ten signs that you are about to write a top ten type blog

Top ten signs that you are about to write a top ten type blog
by Anahid Hojjati
14-Jul-2011
 

 10. You just watched a top ten list being done on a late night TV show and thought that you could be funnier.

 9. Someone wrote a blog that made you upset. Commenting is not enough. You need to answer with ten points.

 8. Someone called you smart or funny on a comment thread. So you are overconfident.

 7. It is late in the week. You are getting in the weekend mood.

 6. You made your To Do list and you hate to work on every one of them.

5. Someone wrote a great top ten blog so you don't want to be left behind.

4. You just got your sixth good point for a blog. You know that you can make up the other four as you type. 

3. You wrote a blog in a different style (not top ten) but when you read it, sentences did not flow nicely.

2. You just read not one but three blogs on IC, all in style of top ten.

1. Your name is Fred, and you have one left out of your two daily blogs to write.

 

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ayatoilet1

Remember who wrote one first (this time)

by ayatoilet1 on Sat Jul 16, 2011 03:06 AM PDT

I feel a little better now, cause it seems someone actually read my blog last week... there was a whole slew of top tens, after my top ten came out ...

Obviously it works as a method of communicating a series of points that don't always process continuously in written prose.


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Anahid Hojjati

Dear Disenchanted, I had noticed

by Anahid Hojjati on Fri Jul 15, 2011 02:09 PM PDT

That at least one of Fred's blogs gets out very early in the morning. Thanks for your comment.


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Anahid Hojjati

Thanks Mehrdad jan. You must have been

by Anahid Hojjati on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:57 PM PDT

Busy commenting on other top ten blogs, so you missed this one.


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Disenchanted

#1 on the list so TRUE and funny!

by Disenchanted on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:48 PM PDT

 

   Two blogs a day! If you notice one of the blogs is almost always posted right on time 00.00! I guess the "organization" behind the double blog a day has a software behind publishing it!

    I am with Bavafa on this. #1 is my favorite too :-)


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Bavafa

how did I miss this one?!?!?!

by Bavafa on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:27 PM PDT

Anahid jaan: Great blog and timely too.  Your #1 is my favorite and still laughing about it.

Good stuff here.

'Vahdat' is the main key to victory 

Mehrdad


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Anahid Hojjati

Interesting one Soosan Khanoom, and

by Anahid Hojjati on Fri Jul 15, 2011 09:14 AM PDT

You may see one of leaders of opposition inside or one with that kind of thinking respond by writing "Top ten reasons inside opposition is better suited to finish IRI" :). I better stop myself. I am starting to get the signs.


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Soosan Khanoom

Anahid jan

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 08:59 AM PDT

I guess i somehow felt these signs in me and could not help it cause I  just came up with one  ... LOL

TOP TEN REASON WE SHOULD INVADE IRAN 


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Anahid Hojjati

Thanks for the Soccer update Faramarz

by Anahid Hojjati on Fri Jul 15, 2011 08:08 AM PDT

I wrote your top ten comment. It was good. I missed all the excitement of US Brazil game. Now I have to catch the Final game and wait for the movie that you predict that will be made regarding quarterfinals.


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Faramarz

Anahid

by Faramarz on Fri Jul 15, 2011 07:58 AM PDT

I wrote my Top Ten Signs comments under MK's post last night. No more from me on this toxic topic!

Women World Cup is such a delight to watch and none of the teams are wearing head scarves or Islamic outfits!

The final is Sunday at 11:45 am on ESPN, USA vs. Japan. The quarterfinal match between US and Brazil was a classic. There was so much hype and emotions after US beat Brazil that I am sure that they will make a movie out of it! Seriously! This was like when US beat Russia in Olympic hokey (Miracle on Ice) back in 1980.

 


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Anahid Hojjati

Thanks Soosan Khanoom and Faramarz

by Anahid Hojjati on Fri Jul 15, 2011 07:37 AM PDT

A top ten blog written by Faramarz, that has got to be funny. By the way, Faramarz, You did not write any blog about Women's World cup in Soccer. I heard Final game is tomorrow between US and Japan. I have not watched any but I heard US goalie "Hope Solo" is doing great.


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Faramarz

Cute One Anahid!

by Faramarz on Fri Jul 15, 2011 07:15 AM PDT

I see a few that inspired me to write my Top Ten Signs.

 


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Soosan Khanoom

Anahid

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 07:04 AM PDT

I like what you wrote ..... quite funny actually 

  #3 is perhaps the main reason  

: )


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Anahid Hojjati

Dear Organic NUTritionist

by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Jul 14, 2011 09:57 PM PDT

Thanks for taking the time to read my blog.


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Anahid Hojjati

Dear MM and Ari

by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Jul 14, 2011 09:52 PM PDT

I am glad that you liked it. 


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Organic NUTritionist

good one!

by Organic NUTritionist on Thu Jul 14, 2011 09:07 PM PDT

anahid jan, verrrrrrry good subject and points !!!  :)))


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Ari Siletz

#3 is great writing advice

by Ari Siletz on Thu Jul 14, 2011 08:40 PM PDT

If you can't make it flow, bullet point it! Readers will appreciate the courtesy.

Funny blog, Anahid.

 


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MM

Loved it Anahid

by MM on Thu Jul 14, 2011 08:01 PM PDT

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Anahid Hojjati

Thanks Vildemose.

by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Jul 14, 2011 07:03 PM PDT

Thanks for reading and commenting. 


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vildemose

Love it...very funny.

by vildemose on Thu Jul 14, 2011 06:55 PM PDT

Love it...very funny. Should be featured...

 


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