پندارنیک

My monarchist buddy who runs a mega furniture business on the side, or should I say who is a big-time furniture manufacturer running a monarchist propaganda workshop on the side? Anyway ................. he recently tweeted me that he had scored a big one .......... So I emailed him and asked what it was all about .................. Then he came to my Facebook and said: "guess what, Pendi" ............. And when I Blackberried him that I was running out of guesses ....... he iPhoned me that his franchise in New York had won a tender with the UN's General Assembly hall ( you know the same room where our great poet Sa'di has been patiently playing with his Xbox on the wall) .......... At that point I called him to say congrats and high five and those sorts of things .......... Then he faxed me a copy of the contract which is actually only a conditional acquisition form for additional seats to be added to the UN General Assembly in the event of NATO Liberation Army's successful operation to break our homeland into five or six friendly cute mini-democracies .......... "You bastards," I yelled, I couldn't read further ......... I ran to my bedroom, reached under my bed, grabbed my Wii Player and started to defend my homeland .................

The next day, however, I went to the post office and snail-mailed him a single page of a newspaper ............