I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek

Ladies, have to agree with Toofan

 Is this what we have been reduced to? whatever happened to serious discussions and being rude to Zion etc, where is the wit and the humor we are used to seeing from you ladies??

I am going back to facebook again..

Yeah Hairy but the problem is if you look down the thread..

you will notice that I have about 52 posts...

maybe I should've said, I'M hogging the blog. OINK! OINK!

Okay look if Margie says it's okay I promise I'll use the trash slut Mrs. Simpson avatar for at least one day..

IF it reads.

Deal?

Rosie

Yes Mother!

Rosie

For the love of Lou Dobbs! Those pics will come out right. We're not hogging Marge's blog. What should we do? Just compliment her writing style and skills over and over again?! She knows it. If it wasn't for her unique sense of humor I'd not have said anything.

I think she doesn't mind. She is not self-centered or full of herself like so many others. I love it when she tells some people; "you are insane!" LOL!! ;-)

Hmm

He probably had to do it, you have shopping bills to pay when your married to an Iranian woman.

BOOOM! Gotcha! :)

(In case the smiley does not work, Toofan goes hiding behind his couch before "the gang of lesser self Irony", of the feminist wing attacks, him with Gucci bags and far to short miniskirts)

Ok hairy harry,

First of all I already offered her Alex Trebek (and drunk too!!!) and she declined. She gave him the cold shoulder. Second of all, DEFINITElY the second one. Did oyu ever see that movie "Hiar Spray"??
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But I'm thinking maaaaaaaybe we're...uh..hoigging Marge's blog a bit???? So if you can't come up with a wgood ebsite prank to play, I think maaaaaybe we better see each other around??? I will DEFINITELY remember your fishy little name if that is the one you should continue to go by.

PS THOSE AVATARS ARE TOO "CLUTTERED>" THEY WON"T "READ" IN SUCH A SMALL BOX.  (as cute as they are...)

These guys are just trash,

These guys are just trash, plain and simple.

They perpetuate every negative stereotype that exists about Iranians, as if we needed any more of them.

Thanks for posting the link to the story, Marge.

Thanks JD

where ya been? I hope you'll write again soon.

What kinky sex?!

Marge I am no cheater either! Those pictures were just for fun and change. So let me get this straight, if I was AT you would've discussed kinky sex?! Naughty naughty you! I thought you just had a crush! I will get AT to come here and introduce himself pronto! Now how about changing your avatar?!

I am as hairy as Marge!

How about these? One is all Marge where you can take your pick and the other one for balmaskeh!

//www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/pics-marge.php

//www.partypants.co.uk/wigs/beehive-wig-giant...

I'm sorry Dirty Hairy & Rosie :( :( :(

(In order of Importance):

1. Rosie, I rolled over my prayer rug LOL-ing at your addition to the list. Iranian.com is definitely a big problem. Especially when the military wants to start posting here LOL.

2. Hairy - you made me blush. But I'm devoted to one man, Homer, with room for only another - Alex Trebek Unless you're AT We have nothing kinky sexy to discuss.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelll,

I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink the first one would "read" best, others would be too cluttered, actually though I think the first might not read well either, but it'd be better than the others, and anywayi t's my total fave.

Now I DIDN'T say I'd do it buuuuuuut it WOULD be funny to do it for a day or two as a "prank", we never HAVE website-wide pranks, but I think it's just a liiiiiiiiiiittle too incestuous to do...so..

why not try to think up a different website prank?

Rosie

(gotta go now. meditate upnn it. lotsa incense. see you later. promise).

PS Just how hairy are you?

;oP

your best

I could be wrong, but this was your best writing that I have read. Excellent. "Guessing daily doubles" and quite a few other funny things, very clever writing.

Rosie

Okay let's do it! At least for a while anyway. Pick one of the 3 and let's do it! Marge can choose between the remaining 2 when she decides to respond ;)

OH she's ignoring me too Hairy,

why don't we talk to each other instead of her? You are hairy and I am thinking about my hair (dying it blue), and if I do it, I can use one of your avatars of Marge Simpson in heat.

Marge

You should nominate him as your Iranian of the Day!

Why are you ignoring me?! I am super dangerously fragilisticly hot! Do hot people ignore hot people?! come on!

Mahmoud Eshrati

Here is the sexy man I mentioned. I wish these men were as creative at scamming IRI.

//www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/11/08/48hours/...

Nevertheless, the week after he stole from us, Mahmoud Eshrati, the valet at the Ritz Carlton, took $7,000 from another car that had $17,000 in it, and got caught. 

“I’m not a thief. If I was a thief I would’ve taken the whole thing,” he told police. He spent just three days in jail, and the judge ordered that he never valet park again. He went on to a new career, selling used cars. 

Missed one, Marge,

iranian.com.

Dear Niki I'm glad you liked it

I wish there was a webisode. It's hilarious. But we can learn good lessons from this. We can relate this and anything else to IRI!

Here's the list I'm composing about what we can blame on IRI:

Global warming

Bad fashion

Bad breath (fasting = halitosis)

Obesity

Traffic Fatalities

Promiscuity

Bad Economic Policies

Sanctions

Terrible Soccer (we need to win a fucking World Cup)

Men feeling a sense of superiority even when they look and smell like BIgfoot 

That's all for now.  

Blaming USA and UK and Israel OR Pakehstan is worthless

Why? Because we can't get rid of them. We need to focus the blame on IRI so we can use the attention to get rid of them. We should even blame IRI for AIDS and other diseases (cancer is a good one. You know all that awful pollution/cigar/lead has caught up). Everyone is obsessed with the environment. 

Let's blame IRI for global warming. Al Gore will kill Ali Khamenei! YES! 

FIND THE G Spot of Democrats or ANYONE for that matter and tell them IRI is involved.

Regime change here we come!

That was hilarious

I wish I had seen it! Though come to think of it, you described it so well, I feel like I have seen it.  Thanks for the laughs (especially about not flossing since 1994 hehehe)

No, Iranians are Never Wrong

EXCEPT about changing your avatar.

Tell ya what. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. You DON'T do it and I'll do it.

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WQIM6sTbt0

Marge joon

Where have you been? Last week I wrote a comment for you in that centcom blog but don't know if you saw it?! Here it is again, will you consider it?!

You are da best!

//iranian.com/main/comment/reply/55994/13...

"Our" Screwups. Are you crazy? Iranians are never wrong

Don't be silly!

This is a very boppy thread! AnonymousX,

You must register immediately and enchant us with your sirens' songs.

No shit. For real.

You can keep your name if it's not taken. That way we'll know that it's you.

Marge, thank you for the inspiration

Read all about it here “Blame it on IRI”

Pakistan implemented shariat

Pakistan implemented shariat law in Northwest areas to pacify the Taliban.
Now let us blame US and the British for that, shall we?
Whenever I want to satisfy my sadistic cravings, I should get a ticket to Pakistan. Nothing beats some good old stoning. No wait, it’s done in our own dear Iran!
Damn you British .......
Grandpa Simpson is yelling at the clouds!!!!

no, not screwups.

fuckups.

Blame IRI you say

How about Khomeini was brought by help of British and USA? What ever happened to that oldie but a goodie?

You mean we should stop blaming others for our own screwups, right?

Democracy/monarchy, same--hmmm...

I have been keeping my fingers crossed that after the surgical strikes and the five-year American oil-drill occupation, that the youthful vibrant Iranian populace will vote in a secular parliamentary Islamic Monarchy a la Church of Engliand mode.

Just to see the website in a complete tailspin.