THE IRANIAN
Today's Horrorscope
Nov 13, 1997 - Aban 22, 1376
Romance in Cairo
Your lover will ask you to take a romantic holliday with him in Cairo.
- "Why Cairo?" you ask.
- "Khob aakheh that's where Mohammad Reza Shah is buried. "
- "So what?"
- "Khob aakheh he was this Persian king who was in love with
Cleopatra. He built this beautiful palace for her called the Taj Mahal.
She recited Abu Ali Sina's poetry for 1001 nights until she was assassinated
by the Hasheesheen. Romaanteek neest?"
- "Jeegar, that's the most romantic story I've ever heard.
And don't call me anymore."
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