"Ask not what Iranians can do for Iran, but what you can do to make America (or Israel) do things for Iranians."
-A Speech by King of Kings Fred the Peacock and Former Chicken, Who Calls Those Who Disagree With Him, BUGGERS. Classy and witty, he is on the frontlines of fighting for democracy and educating with taste and tact, why Iranians in Iran are incapable of getting rid of a bad regime. If you don't think that democracy can be served fast-food style, then you are not patient (HA!), but according to Fred actually a bugger, mullah worshipper communist who probably smokes too much weed.
I am intrigued by Fred's love affair with the magical gift that American action can bestow on undemocratic, tyrannical nations densely populated by Muslims. He actually compares this possibility to what America "did" for Europe during WW II. Did you know they themselves wrote constitutions guaranteeing health care for all citizens while Americans are threatening secession if health care passes? You see, dear Iranian cattle, Europe does not owe to itself what happened after the war. The credit is due entirely to America, and should the great shaytan repeat such an allied offense, well it will be a non stop, one way monorail ride to democracy, freedom, and no more thumb printing at airports!
Before you get out your crayons and markers to write the new constitution, realize that most Americans do not view us as worthy or capable of partnership. In fact, there has never really been a trustworthy partnership. Sometimes we had leaders who were so dependent on the US, that once the US took that paternalistic attitude to the toilet, as our beloved James Carter did following the failure of the island of stability, we turned into save dwellers who jump over fires and threaten Israel, while letting facial hair grow to the ground (even some women!).
I don't think that we Iranians should deny this winning lottery ticket should Fred's sponsors deliver it to us. We will be free as Europe to draft treaties and constitutions, elect freely, and debate honestly, without fear of finding family members face down in the caspian. It will be a sweet deal and you can guarantee that your grandchildren, and their grandchildren will be ever grateful for these blogs and demands for neo-conservative policies to "help" Iran. Democracy and freedom are not free and until American blood is spilled for Iranian democracy, we can't expect our rights and freedoms as Iranians.
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Irandokht-e azizam
by MEHRNAZ SHAHABI on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:57 PM PSTYou are one of the reasons I come back to the IC! It gives me hope and cheers me up, like Marge's blogs and comments :)
Marge jan
by MEHRNAZ SHAHABI on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:53 PM PSTI am not holding a crystal ball, marge! I think we are seriously in danger of being dropped into that toy box and I worry ..
what a decent human being does
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:53 PM PSTIRANdokht,
They were NOT outing each other. They were NOT destroying each other. Did you see one reveal that the other was an agent???????
I did that. And that is precisely what the opponents of the fundamentalist regime do. These guys are engaged in rape, torture, and assassinations of our people. Undermining them is the least a decent human being can do. Forget about being pro-democracy, this is what a decent human being does. This is what a decent human being does to torturers, rapists and murderers.
:-)
I offer you my treasure...
by میرزا چغندر on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:51 PM PSTI have a ton of soy bean stashed away for a day like this!
Natalia, yes you can expect this and more!
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:50 PM PSTThat's the fun in iranian dating. I have never wandered to the Iranianpersonals link here, but do they have a question asking people "do you hate shah? iri? both? none?"
If I weren't so wrapped up in this Ministry of Information spy job I have here, I would totally set up a Monarchist dating site. Then I'd also set up a Communist Love Match site.
What a shame that I am a carnivor.....:o)
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:47 PM PSTI need the protein.
Mehrnaz jan
by IRANdokht on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:45 PM PSTIt's good to see you back on ic my dear! :o)
IRANdokht
Dear Marge
by IRANdokht on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:44 PM PSTIf I don't see logic used in an argument, I break out in hives!
You're right, it's pathetic to have a small space in the www to try and practice democracy within a small group of interested Iranians and all we get is insults and accusations thrown around.
I am just grateful that the Iranians in the country are going strong and don't need to rely on us...
IRANdokht
Mehrnaz
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:41 PM PSTI will do my best to keep writing. Lucky you to have gone to Iran. I hope you are right and I hope that Iran won't end up in the war games toy box.
No politics for you, Natalia
by میرزا چغندر on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:41 PM PSTnot necessarily; but in my case, for instance, you have to be a vegetarian.
Irandokht, don't ask so many questions....
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:38 PM PSTPity people like this dear Irandokht. Pity them a lot. We are a sad people in my opinion. As funny as this is, you have to admit that when we use this fun space to fight for democracy rather than plain interaction and hobby. I wish i had so much power. I wish I was the enemy and getting rid of the eslamic republic were so easy. Let him feel important and wise.
Marge jan
by MEHRNAZ SHAHABI on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:34 PM PSTNo, we never got to the bottom of that £6 billion! Neither did anyone else as far as I know! Or they did but it wasn't worth reporting ..
I am at a loss about the future and full of uncertainties. I was in Iran recently; one thing I am certain about is no war, no sanctions, no foreign intervention. There is a nation of 70 million there who have courage, brains and experience to take matters into their own hands, in their own way. One thing they don't need - and thankfully they don't hear! - is for someone outside the country to inform them that their way out of "slavery" is through harsh economic sanctions ...
Keep writing :)
Natalia jaan
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:34 PM PSTNatalia jaan,
Iran is at a turning point. If our people act wisely, the fundamentalist regime could be overthrown. However, if the fundamentalist regime is able to undermine the opposition, and/or divert the international pressure, then it could prolong its tyranny. The IRI has about 10% support among the people, but it has control over the 90 BILLION dollars from the sale of oil and gas every single year. Therefore, it can prolong its dictatorship.
Part of the IRI tactic is to fool leftists and use them as useful idiots. Another part of the IRI tactic is to divide the Iranian people. If we want to have democracy in Iran, then we have to counter the IRI's tactics. The posts by Marge, Botshekan, kharmagas serve the interests of the fundamentalist regime. My posts are intended to undermine their efforts.
Best wishes,
Masoud
Masoud jan
by IRANdokht on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:32 PM PSTPlease let this confused and naive idiot ask you a question here.
They're both IRI agents posing on this site, but one is trying to out and discredit the other?
If IRI agents are so destructive to their own agenda why are you and any other "pro-democracy force" so worried? Why not let IRI agents take care of each other?
IRANdokht
Good Heavens!
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:23 PM PSTLet me get this right. If I date an Iranian, is this what waits for me? Speculations? Our lives revolving on politics.....politics....politics?
duck speaks
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:20 PM PSTM: If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, acts like a duck, it could be a duck.
Duck: quack, quack, quack.
M: I rest my case.
:-)
let me make it easy for you patriots
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:17 PM PSTquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
<to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Opus 67>
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=evr7pgSsVoo
Mirza Choghondar
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:13 PM PSTMirza Choghondar,
I am not sure about FR. We should not throw these accusations easily. If one simply throws these accusations because one disagrees with another poster, then that helps the REAL agents (who get lost in the ocean of false accusations).
We should only share our perceptions when we are observe a pattern. In the past 3 or so years, I have shared my perceptions on who are IRI agents only a few times. For example I have written in this side that anonymous7 (who now posts under kharmagas) and anonymous8 are agents of the IRI.
It is most interesting and revealing that kharmagas (formerly known as anon 7) is all of the sudden here.
I hope this is helpful.
Masoud
Is it a duck or, not?
by میرزا چغندر on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:07 PM PSTYou say:
"If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, acts like a duck, it could be a duck."
this might blow my cover but so what!
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:04 PM PSTyou know mr. ahmadinejad had an advertisement during the election showing him in his garden? he was going on and on about planting radishes. i love radishes. the shah hated radishes, remember that? i wonder if that's what that ad was secretly about. don't you dare say I'm over analyzing. the theme of our lives as iranians is TRUST NO ONE.
It is a duck
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 03:03 PM PSTIRANdokht,
It is the duty of the pro-democracy forces to oppose and undermine the activities of the IRI and its agents. The IRI has spent a lot of money is its activities to fool the leftists in order to use them as useful idiots. All we can do is to issue our warning so that decent progressives are not fooled by these agents of rape, torture, assassination, and lies.
If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, acts like a duck, it could be a duck.
Masoud
that's CHIEF inspector clouseau
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:57 PM PSTi am so flattered by his "analysis." charles de Gaulle would be proud.
//ralphlosey.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pinkpanthersellers.jpg
Masoud Kazemzadeh
by میرزا چغندر on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:54 PM PSTFor some reasons I sense a bit of "Farah Rusta" in "Botshekan".
I won't be surprised, though.
inspector Clouseau! (to Marge)
by kharmagas on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:53 PM PSTMarge jAn, I don't know you enough, but very likely you are a nice person, ....., as the JM's ghAltAgh bashi is trying to analyze you!
Masoud jan
by IRANdokht on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:53 PM PSTI won't get in the middle of this whole thing, especially since the people I agree with are being called the "useful idiot/naive leftist". I like your humor as seen before in the old government/cabinet assignments etc... as long as it's not insulting a group of people who have a different point of view than JM (and now the monarchists and MKO and neocons united). Unfortunately I don't find that funny at all. Natalia is right, you should spend more time with your girlfriend and less on conspiracy theories ;-)
IRANdokht
hee heee
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:51 PM PSTMarge,
Ask Botshekan for some vajebi.
:-)
Natalia jaan
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:49 PM PSTDear Natalia,
The fundamentalist regime is extremely sensitive about the opposition, and has many agents. I think by exposing their agents and their tactics, we can undermine their actions.
I hope this is helpful.
Masoud
i'm out of suicide pills!
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:48 PM PSTwell actually they are expired. we've been at this work for so long that the damn things are 3 months expired. it was a long summer, but we survived.
Oh Masoud if you knew how hard this work is.
hee
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:43 PM PSTMarge,
YOUR boss is in Tehran. Or perhaps, your co-worker is right; the local handler is in New York.
:-)
you haven't exposed me Masoud. I think Bijan AM was first.
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Sun Dec 06, 2009 02:42 PM PSTBut there are no medals in patriotism. Good work inspector clouseau.