FeaturesJanuary 2005 AMERICA Pink slip for the Red States NOTE: I wrote this right after the November election, but I can't think of a better time than now to distribute it... Inauguration Day, 2005 marks the start of a 4-year referendum on "red voters" -- 1,460 "judgment days" in a row. (Apologies in advance to the Red State folks to whom this doesn't apply -- you know who you are -- thanks for ALL your patriotism.) Drawings OPINION Shouting "SEX" doesn't really give anyone an orgasm The Iranian opposition, who has spent years in the democratic West, fill Persian sites, radio programmes, TV shows, and journals, with this word: Democracy. But during all these years of being in Europe or the U.S., they have failed to organise a democratic front or union, a democratic get-together, or even a democratic barbecue against the Islamic regime. The question is how they intend to persuade Iranian people that they are able to establish democracy in a country without any sign of democratic action in exile? DIASPORA Personal Identity So, what am I? It's no one's damn business except mine. I am what I want to be. I am me!!! I am not an Iranian, I am not an American, I am not a Northern Aryan or a Southern Aryan, I am not an apple pie and I am not a pomegranate. I am just plain ole Lance Raheem, a kid in high school, trying to grow up without hurting other people's feelings. I am a very proud half breed and that is what I will always be. Isn't that all any of us should be? OPINION The mullahs must go ... and go now! Rapprochement comes later An open debate in Iran, advertised to the whole world, would show how bad this regime has been. The promises of the Islamic militants everywhere would ring hollow and their support would fizzle out - if Iran's situation is openly, publicly reviewed. Videos of Iran prisons shown on Al Jazeera would make Abu Ghraib look like a summer camp! Much like the defeat of communism, the failure of Islamic fascism to deliver real benefits to the nation and its inherent brutality would become self-evident. HAPPY
BIRTHDAY Six excerpts from the latest issue of Hadi Khorsandi's "Asghar Agha" magazine which has entered its 26th year of publication * Farmaayeshaat-e
Daash Ali POLITICS Talk about bombing Iran's nuclear facilities should not be taken lightly Freedom seekers should think twice. Iran is no Iraq. Iranians are even more nationalistic than Iraqis. Iranians will bring hell to earth if their land - even if their unwanted and unnecessary nuclear facilities - are touched. If their historic sites or their cities are destroyed by an "accident," the consequences will be frightening. When we had an elected government, the freedom seekers brought it down. Why? Same reasons: Oil and profit, self-interest. When the Shah became too greedy, they got rid of him, not even letting his majesty rest in peace in time of sickness. REPORTER Substantive election issues have become subsumed in the chaos. Voters
top concerns are security, security and security The guy finally man agrees to meet me, but only during daylight hours in a parking lot out in the open. He eyes the surroundings suspiciously as he jumps into our car. "Let's go," I say to my driver. The walkie-talkies crackle, and we race out into late-morning traffic. He's nervous and jittery. He quickly spells out ground rules: no name, no pictures and no address. These are understandable conditions for anyone being hunted. But this man is no criminal. He's an organizer of Iraq's elections. TRANSLATION Seymour Hersh's "The Coming Wars" M.J. writes: I got this today from Tehran. Good translation of Seymour M. Hersh's article "The Coming Wars" in The New Yorker (January 24, 2005), originaly done for Sharq newspaper but not allowed to be published there [in Iran]. OPINION How many millions of Iranians is Uncle Sam willing to dispose? The Iranian mullahs ... see the American soldiers already fatigued. Some look upon the American soldiers breaking down at the mere thought of going back to Iraq for another tour of duty, or even for another day, and think, "Bring it on then! We'll make things into such a hell that they will wish they had never left their mama's home!" And the scary thing is the US administration of George Bush and his gang of high-stake rapists count on this kind of thinking. Hence the open talk of attacks on Iran. FILM Sex, sexuality, and relationships in Mania Akbari's "Twenty Fingers" Twenty Fingers is made in seven segments, each of which revolves around a couple who are engaged in an intimate conversation or a disagreement about some aspect of their relationship. It is a sharp-edged portrait of the battle of the sexes. The film is shot with digital video camera which makes it in some way very intimate and gives the audience a fly on the wall experience of observing the couple who are the center of the film. Staying in touch amid threats of war MEDIA Seriously, what if there was a channel that had a proper news program,
which had programs that catered to the large and growing population of Iranian-Americans
who have spent the majority of their lives outside of Iran? Is this the best we can do? We have emerging young artists, educators, actors, writers, scholars, poets and politicians in our ranks, but watching Iranian ex-pat TV, you would think that most Iranians are blonds with silicon-augmented breasts and surgically enhanced noses. Are the current narcissistic, shallow programs on these channels representative of what we are as a community? MUSIC Gol Khanoom PHOTOGRAPHY Nature, people and family in Fars SATIRE Iranian tales ACTING The Aghdashloo controversy If there was nobody to play the role of Zahak, can Kaveh have a story to tell? If the bird could sing but did not, would there still not be song? Four issues bear understanding when reacting to the Aghdashloo controversy -- her portrayal of the wife of a terrorist from Iran. POINT What do these human rights people do all day? The United Nations was formed after the Second World War, supposedly an improvement on its previous, ineffectual incarnation, the League of Nations, and has been working day in day out for sixty odd years. Billions and billions of dollars of taxpayers' money have been spent on conferences, resolutions, speeches, events, debates, dinners, lunch, coffee, red carpet cleaning, plane tickets (Oh boy), "inspections," you name it. Pink slip for the Red States Dear Red States of America, We, the Blue States of America, have just completed a periodic review of our working relationship with you, the Red States of America. As a result, we have concluded that your services will no longer be needed. We must, at this time, let you go. FORGERY Anti-Arab forgery "The Letter of Yazdgerd III to Caliph Omar" is one of the many urban legends circulating the internet. I have personally seen four different versions of this letter, their tone and content differing from quite absurd and offensive to more believable and somehow historical. This text fits somewhere in the middle of these two extremes. POETRY Bar. Whisky. Silence. Stare... BOOK Excerpt from "Sharik-e Gham" MUSIC "Zavaar" album RELATIONSHIP The fight against yourself Look at me, I have accepted him back into my life temporarily, against the advice of others, and even though I am truly trying my best I cannot do it. I cannot forget. I might be able to forgive if I haven't already, but I will never forget. I know that I deserve better in life than this and that I should not be wasting my time with someone who gave in to temptation and let his own weakness hurt someone else so much that they will be scarred because of it for life. Can I really count on him for anything after this? MUSIC Arian's concert in Toronto I bought the ticket to Arian's concert in Toronto based on the recommendation of my ex who used to brag that they are the best thing that had happened to Iranians since the invention of packaged Barbari in North American supermarkets. I should have known better than listening to an ex!! After all she is an ex! I was expecting an avant garde artistic expression from the deprived Iranian artists instead what I got was ... well, read on! TRAVELERS Finding the upright position and emerging from the truck, the first sight
that struck me was that we were in another country The experience of traveling in an open truck is not what the average tourist gets out of a trip to anywhere. There is not a planned route, no itinerary of sites to see along the way and no hotel reservations with hot showers and meals waiting at the end of the day. Not much money is required either. But what is necessary is a sense of adventure, an open mind and a lack of urgency in getting anywhere but down the road. IRAQ Why did that little boy, with his mummy and daddy's heads blown open in
their front seats affect me so much? I am in turmoil and it serves me right. Any person who is as none judgemental as me deserves to suffer the consequences of his actions. My action was to open The Times newspaper last week and view pictures of an incident which had taken place in Iraq a few days before. LANGUAGE The concept of Persian taarof can be described in three important components
relating to speech act theory: Its social meaning, the intention of the speaker,
and the effect of the act This study will investigate the effect of two different types of explicit/implicit instruction on speech production of taarof. It is important to understand the concept of taarof in the Persian language, a concept related to speech act theory. The participants are the American learners of Persian/Farsi language. In this study I will measure the data collected from two sections of the advanced level, one is the experimental, whose members will receive explicit instruction of taarof, and the other section is the control group, whose members will learn about the concept implicitly. POLITICS What our community needs is a new breed of great leaders to apply scientific
and rational approaches The Persian community in exile bears visible scars of division shaped by cultural experiences of a generation that has witnessed the breakdown of social order and structure in the old country. These cultural experiences have contributed to an emerging leadership crisis in a polarized environment. Every social gathering is a potential venue for emotionally driven debates on past and current world affairs, while heated discussions are often based on subjective opinions, distorted facts, and inaccurate assertions. FICTION Excerpt from a novel One year after Saleh disappeared, Ali and Jasem were on their way home from school, when they saw a foreign boy about their own age. He stood watching a boy chasing a pickup truck, trying to catch hold of the bed while a group of other boys applauded. Then Ali and Jasem watched as he approached the bare-chested children who waded in the shallows of the Shatt, among the old boat hulls. REACTION An American military operation in Iran will do more to hinder democracy
in the region than anything the mullahs are capable of To invite occupation of your homeland is not honor. To turn to a foreign military is not strength. To give the West all power is to deprive the self of any influence. These are the actions of a few short-sighted men with unknown aims, hidden financial agendas, and simple minds. These people have such little faith in their culture and history that they are willing to hand over the most precious right -- the right of self determination -- and become what is essentially a colony of the United States. WORRIED What if Americans decide to invade Iran? STORY President Shirazi It all began in Orange County, California. On the night of May 6, 1981, Cyrus Darius Shirazi personally announced his arrival to the world. It was said no baby had ever cried so loud in the maternity ward of Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach. That should have been the first clue to the country that this baby was going places. His parents, Hassan and Parvin Shirazi, part of the huge immigrant wave of Iranians of the late seventies, named him after the two famous Persian kings, not out of any imperious designs for their son, but purely as a way to preserve, within their own souls, the memories of their now distant homeland. BAD
BOYS I will NEVER go to Cafe ..... in Houston EVER, EVER again A few weeks back I had the misfortune of setting foot in Cafe ..... in Houston. I'm seated promptly and a male waiter comes to take my order. The restaraunt was quite empty and I was the only person inside. I place my order, then proceed to get up to go freshen up in the ladies room, after I wash my hands and freshen up I walk out going directly back to my seat, I notice two guys behind the counter hudldling over staring intently at something. Wierd, I thought trying not to pay any mind to them. IDEAS Rumi & man LIFE Short story POETRY 13th century poem SPEECH President George W. Bush's Inaugural Address, January 20, 2005 Today, America speaks anew to the peoples of the world: All who live in tyranny and hopelessness can know: The United States will not ignore your oppression, or excuse your oppressors. When you stand for your liberty, we will stand with you. Democratic reformers facing repression, prison, or exile can know: America sees you for who you are: The future leaders of your free country. ANALYSIS If Bush was to be taken literally, it would mean an American crusade
throughout the entire world ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI:The fact is that the speech was high-sounding. If it was to be taken literally, it would mean an American crusade throughout the entire world, and I don't know how that would be implemented practically. More Iraqs, perhaps, or is it just a general statement which doesn't give us much guide to policy, suited for the occasion but not to be taken as the point of departure for serious policy? INAUGURATION An arrogant pitch for legacy and petro dollars! Listening to George W. Bush's second inaugural speech yesterday, a few minutes into his speech I had some initial impressions. Then after I heard most of the speech, I was stricken by an overwhelming sense of sadness and fear! Sadness and fear for the lives of Americans, as well as other peoples around the world who face the prospects of not just another 4 years of George W. Bush as the U.S. president, but also the consequences of a stubborn desire to realize a God-given vision and establish some kind of legacy! REPLY Iranians are not locked into a constant struggle between the Tazi's and
Turani's; this is no way to live Listening to George W. Bush's second inaugural speech yesterday, a few minutes into his speech I had some initial impressions. Then after I heard most of the speech, I was stricken by an overwhelming sense of sadness and fear! Sadness and fear for the lives of Americans, as well as other peoples around the world who face the prospects of not just another 4 years of George W. Bush as the U.S. president, but also the consequences of a stubborn desire to realize a God-given vision and establish some kind of legacy! REFERENDUM Calls for referendum are undemocratic DIPLOMACY Whatever effect Europe's approach will have on Iran, it won't kill anyone I'm sure a few people read Vassigh's article, "Spineless EU", and wondered if the US was doing any better than the European camp. Well, lately, the Committee on the Present Danger (co-chaired by George Shultz, close associate of the Bush administration) published a policy proposal advocating "peaceful but forceful strategy to engage with the Iranian people to remove the threat and establish the strong relationship which is in both nations' and the region's interests." A propaganda campaign spread amongst a nation of satellite TV viewers is apparently going to topple Iran's government. LETTERS In response to Samira Mohyeddin "The
Gulf wars":
REVOLUTION Such has been the life of the pre-Revolutionary Iranian youth This letter could have been written by any one of them. Its path could be reversed -- for many a young people left their mother at home in pursuit of a life in the free world. Even the baby is one among many who was deprived from the joy of having her permissive grandmother around. Regardless of the variations, the story remains as one and the pain is the same. LOVE I have learned in my life the tragic, but immutable truth that love is
more than passion and conquest and beauty I want to tell you a story. It is a story of great hope and sad hindsight. It is a story of supreme ignorance and glorious enlightenment. It is a story deep sorrow and overwhelming joy. It is a story of regret and rebirth. It is a story that has been told thousands of times in thousands of places throughout the history of man. It is a story of love. It is a story of love both too late and just in time. STREAM ... or a man who has seen madness I am the stray mutt Persian born with an American spirit who is in desperate need of your aid and wisdom. My anger: Persia was raped, draped and imprisoned; only to find a soldier who was fit to be a king but not a father---who stripped the last remaining dignity of 2500 years; it's name. "A funeral dirge for eyes gone blind": despite all the time, money and efforts spent; "Iranians" watched with blind hope as a stupid prince innocently did the only thing that came natural to him---yield a stupid king. MEMORIES Matchboxes, if you recall, were the small miniature cars that were 5 tomans
each Matchboxes, if you recall, were the small miniature cars that were 5 tomans each. These were colorfully painted die cast 2-3 inch replicas of popular cars, which boys absolutely loved and could play with for hours and hours. The Silver Ghost, was a rare, black and silver two tone color, with spoke rim wheels and working doors, detachable trunk, a double working hood, removable top, with a little plastic engine inside, and above all, a working steering - Before Batman and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Matchboxes arrived in the market, the Silver Ghost was the most loaded Matchbox, ever. IDENTITY Most people who say "I am Persian" are afraid of being identified
as Iranian I had an email form a very eloquent Iranian (pardon me "Persian") who must have a great deal of time on his hands because he had written a one page email telling me I should have not use the word Farsi to describe Persian language. I politely informed him that I am pretty well read about the history of my culture and many others. I also happen to have met Mr. Yarshater and am very familiar with his work. Nevermind that I have been studying Persian Literature since 9th grade and have a bachelor's degree in this field. LETTER A letter from Tehran, 1982 I picked up my daughter Mahdiyeh from the airport today. She's visiting for a few days -- we're going to Disneyland this weekend. When we got home I showed her an album my late mother had made, full of old pictures, mostly of me and Mahdiyeh. These were pictures and letters I had sent while I was in Iran in the early 1980s. SATIRE Seeking acting jobs in Hollywood Dear Hollywood Agents, Movie Executives, Casting agents and Directors, As an Iranian-American actor who has studied his trade in in the most prestigious Royal Shakespear Society in London, I would like to inform you of my availability to take on any terrorist or terrorist-related roles currently available to Middle Eastern actors in Hollywood. AMERICA Who is this Bush administration really serving? What have they done for
you lately? The American response to diminishing fossil fuel, declining air quality and traffic congestion? Build and buy bigger SUV's and Humvee's and invade Afghanistan and Iraq. Now they plan and scheme to invade Iran even before poor Iraq is put back together again by American firms generously handed hundreds of contracts by this administration in a winner takes all in your face gesture to deride any nation which dissented over the invasion. REVOLUTION Nice man, bad prime minister AFTERMATH Dealing with the traumatic aftermath of the devastating quake The disaster in Bam continues to claim victims. A year after the eqrthquake, mental damage, depression, post traumatic stress disorder, anxieties and feelings of insecurity can be found everywhere. Many children and orphans still show psychological problems. Many girls and boys are afflicted by dissociative disorder; they see no choice but distance themselves from the terrible and unbearable realities (much much heavier than the unbearable lightness of existence). POLITICS Republic or monarchy? Documenting lives and seeking fifteen minutes We are raised in an image-obsessed culture which teaches us that something didn't really happen if there is no recording of it. We are saturated by countless photos and images of famous people in print, on television, and on the big screen. We don't know if they are famous because they are in the magazines or if they are in the magazines because they are famous. But somewhere in the confusion, we begin to crave the sight of our own image. We want to insert ourselves into the narrative. Hakakian's book is a seemingly simple yet complex composition of at once
tender and bitter memories December 1977 marks the beginning of Roya Hakakian's Journey from the Land of No: A Girlhood Caught in Revolutionary Iran. That Hakakian commences her autobiographical tale just prior to the country's most turbulent period, in its recent history, tempts us to anticipate an Anne Frankian tale of brutal hardship. At best, the reader foresees a callous ride through the 1979 Iranian Revolution, and at worst, a solemnly grave ending. On the contrary, we witness our story's charming and spirited ten-year old heroine pen her way out of an imaginably grim youth. RELIGION It's as if the Southern Bible bangers are finally taking
revenge on Lincoln According to Christian doctrine, the only Son of God was born approximately 2,000 years ago. By rights, he should have been the last man on earth. He should have sent the last human being to heaven or hell, found himself on an empty world, and ended space and time right there and then. RELIGION Think about it, have you ever seen an Islamic country invent
anything besides destruction? As a 30-year-old who has actually lived in both countries and keeps up with world issues daily for quite some time and seen the effects of the "religion of peace" first hand, I can say without hesitation that we should in fact blame Islam for most of the problems not only in the Middle East but in the world right now. ART Photo editing Paintings & drawings WOMEN Women and freedom in Iran The anti-Shah movement from early 1977 to February 1979 included diverse groups. After coming to power, however, Khomeini and his fundamentalist allies instituted gender policies that were resisted by large numbers of women. These struggles revolved around the compulsory hijab, dismissal of female judges, dismissal of employed women, limiting women's access to higher education, and reinstitution of Sharia laws. HISTORY Resources on Ancient Iranian history If there is anything positive that can come of the Hakha fiasco, it is that Iranians need to revisit their ancient Iranian history so that they are not manipulated by pseudo-historical ideas. Iranians are inheritors of one of the richest civilizations in the World. Yet most Iranians, including myself, up to a few years ago possess an outstandingly infinitesimal knowledge of our ancient Iranian history. OUTCAST My life as a leper STORY Based on a real dream I knew I shouldn't have gone out that day. I was not so naïve not to know what could happen. It was a presidential visit to Dallas just a few weeks before the election. I knew security would be at the highest level. I knew that; yet I felt an urge to be there and see what would happen. STORY Short story The balmy mid-spring air in the outskirts of the city of Yazd was gently caressing the young girl's face. Filled with joy she began running faster. On the horizon the rising full moon was visible and provided enough light for her to see the two tall minarets of the shrine not too far away. Between the two minarets was the huge golden dome reflecting the moonlight. Tears of joy gathered and started running down her face. For a moment the entire scenery was blurred as if she was looking through a thick crystal glass. Filled with serenity of love she was getting closer to her savior's shrine. CULTURE Turning Rostam into an American comic hero Five years ago as part of client project I saw a comic book character and something in me stirred. The idea of adapting the Shahnameh and Rostam as an American comic book jumped out of the air. OPINION What's in a name? There is nothing fantastically new about the subject of contested bodies of land and water; it came with the rise of nationalism and the construction of nation -- states. Don't get me wrong, I am aware of the real politics involved. However, that does not mean that I should engage in its xenophobic language. It is important to note that this campaign was not initiated by cartography organizations, but by ordinary Iranians who are continuing a tired, and too often debated discursive. OPINION President Bush to support the establishment of democracy in Iran On January 20, President George W. Bush will take the oath of office on the steps of the US Capitol for the last time. That day will mark the beginning of his second presidential term, a four-year period full of new opportunities for the advancement of liberty both at home and abroad. One of these opportunities is a golden one involving Iranians and their campaign for a secular, democratic government at peace with its neighbors and accountable to nobody but the Iranian people themselves. KURDISTAN Let's hope that all Kurds in Iraq make a hand-written mark on their ballot
for either autonomy or independence As usual, disrupting regional unity and stability remains the excuse to prevent the Kurds from having the option of determining their destiny in the upcoming Iraqi election. Unity might suggest a higher level of development in a democratic society where the law guarantees equal rights; however, in autocratic societies of the Middle East it is only an excuse for fear of loss of domination. REFERENDUM Assessing the first phase of proposed referendum NATIONALISM History of the Iranian flag The decision for the adoption of the above Flag is based upon exhaustive deliberations and feedback from representatives of the Iranian American Community of nearly a million strong, and through full participations by organizational board members and civic leaders of our community as present at numerous inaugural meetings of the Persian Parade. SATIRE Photo essay: Religious store items The following images were searched on google to match comments posted on Fanus weblog. DIASPORA He has a tendency to form archaic opinions on issues that are too relevant
to rely on the ways of old What to do when people continuously rail you with impressions of righteousness? How tolerant can we be when dealing with those reacting purely by whim? Should we feel immoral when we don't invest in the same collective opinion, particularly on sensitive issues? To put this into perspective, I will share several of my recent experiences in dealing with an acquaintance of mine named Javad. ENVIRONMENT Does Iran have a toxic material disposal program? In the company I work there is a health and safety officer. In a memo to his direct boss and a carbon copy to the owner of the company the danger of coating and disposing it into the environment. The direct boss, however, in return gets angry and summons her to his office. He reprimanded her for writing such a warning letter and tells her to never ever write such a letter(s) again. MEDIA Monarchist TV channels are not against dictatorship, but merely the dictatorship
of the Islamic republic The Iranian monarchist channels are not in the position to convey a message of dictatorial change in Iran, but deliberately only a political change. The analogy between the Islamic regime and the monarchists is that they both seek to charge people by those values far from democracy. They both operate from the same dictatorial ambitions and propagate dubious notions to justify their parasite. The monarchist channels are a comedy example for democracy and they try to stupefy their public. POINT They may say that the interests of the European Union demands moderation,
dialogue and diplomacy with Iran -- whatever. They may say that the interests of the European Union demanded moderation, dialogue and diplomacy. They will say perhaps that Europe had to present an alternative to the gung-ho methods of the Bush administration, if it were not to fall behind and become an irrelevance in international relations. They may say many things. But that is all for the historians, who will one day investigate the evidence, as they have with the appeasement of Hitler in the 1930s, and, yes, conclude that Europe failed to do this, or should have done that -- whatever. DIASPORA Being Iranian vs. Persian I don't call myself 'Persian.' I refer to myself as Iranian, but recognize that the circumstances of being Iranian in the United States are nuanced. There is a range of attitudes towards both Iran and the United States that uneasily coexist within our ranks. Notions of how to look homeward and how best to be American, what we choose to identify with and against vary from person to person -- we all think according to our socialization and diversity is to be expected here. MUSIC Tanbur, Daf, Tonbak This beautiful album features truly wonderful and soul-soothing music. The magnificent sounds of Tanbur, Daf and Tonbak performed by two very talented musicians accompanied by beautiful vocals create a sense of well being and contentment. SATIRE The characters in "Shahr-e Qesseh" 38 years later Remember Bijan Mofid's 'Shahr-e-Qesseh', the city between the lush green jungle, and wild exquisite flowers, right next to the crystal clear stream. A place of harmony where all its inhabitants loved one another. A place where all the animals treasured one another and assisted the needy. A place where strangers and the poor were helped and welcomed. A place devoid of corruption and theft. A place filled with love and happiness. Where might they all be now? SEXUALITY While trans-sexuality in Iran is made legitimate, homosexuality is insistently
reiterated as abnormal This is a discourse that only recently has become dominant in Iran. Its contemporary production makes same-sex desire unreadable except for people stuck in the "wrong bodies"; it makes homosexuality as such illegible and illegitimate not only as a publicly recognized possibility, but also for one's own self-perception and self-constitution of sexual subjectivity. FICTION Short story OBITUARY Manoucher Marzban was able to voyage the world in search of other cultures
and sacrosanct beliefs It has been a poignant year for the devotees of Iran, as we have lost another personality whom through his dedication to Iran and his lineage "blue blood" contributed much to the greatness of Iran prior to the revolution. Manoucher Marzban, lost his apparition in slumber on December, 24 of 2004. Marzban was the son of Rasht, a community in Northern Iran, which contributed to Nationalism by breeding sons, and daughters who were ardent supporters of freedom and democracy. He was the first son of Dr. Ismael Marzban, "Amin-ol-Molk". ART Paintings POETRY Does love only value fear and doubt? POETRY A snail with two big eyes POETRY See if you can find a regret worth holding POETRY Az khaateremaan raft salaam POETRY How will I explain this to him? POETRY I'm eager to bite it all in a blink of every eye POETRY The little girl's and the mother's POETRY Five poems POETRY We'll meet in heaven POETRY Rooze sahar beh maa reseed POETRY Silken hello POETRY Between Arabi and Farsi, between Allah and Forgiveness, between A and
F POETRY I lie shattered, And you did nothing POETRY The love of a blind man POLITICS In Iraq and Pakistan In the post September 11th scenario the world has been turned on its head. Once, close friends have become open foes. Taleban who were a creation and brain child of Pakistani Intelligence services (ISI) were betrayed and classed as terrorists by their founding fathers. Mullah Zaeef the Foreign Minister of the Taleban regime was captured, shaved and handed over to the Americans by the brotherly Pakistani government. Taleban who had massacred and butchered thousands of Shias in Afghanistan during their reign of terror have retreated to the safety of caves and mountains following in the foot steps of their forefathers. DEBATE Relax. Islam is not taking over Canada We members of the Iranian Diaspora have come a long way in our ability to make relevant and insightful observations about issues affecting our community. I have seen tirades and polemics (once the majority of online dialogue) diminish, and I've watched intellectual arguments and discussions begin to take precedence, at least among some; this goes for opinions that I am both for and against. LANGUAGE Questions and answers Persian is an old Indo-Iranian language in the larger family of Indo-European languages which includes Hindi, English, Urdu, French, Russian, Spanish, German, etc. Today it is the official language of Iran (Persia), Afghanistan, and Tajikstan. Throughout Middle East's history Persian has been a very important language. It was an official language of the Ottoman government (1453-1920). This meant that Persian documents were used to carry out official government business throughout Ottoman territory, from Morocco to Palestine, to Greece, Albania, and Budapest. RELIGION Restoration of Mazdean motifs in Islamic Iran The goal of this article is to introduce some essential elements of the philosophy of Sohrawardi, the great philosopher of Light, with special emphasis on his restoration, within the Islamic context, of certain Zoroastrian motifs; specifically: the Mazdean Angelology (see my previous article entitled "The Earth is an Angel"), the Farr, and the concept of the King-Priest (see my previous article entitled "The Tri-functional Ideology"). For a more detailed description of Sohrawardi's philosophy, see for instance. DINNER Photo essay: New Year's Eve BOOK Introduction to a book of Iranian-American satire The Iranican Dream is about the love of family, pimps and hookers, colorful friends and relatives, unconditional friendship, lesbians and transvestites, paranoia, strong opinions on sensitive subjects and everything in between that make our Persian-ness blush. I wouldn't be true to my readers if I did it any other way. ACTING Photo essay: Shohreh Aghdashloo's U.S. television debut Shohreh Aghdashloo will win an Emmy nomination for her chilling performance as Dina Araz, a terrorist mother in the hit Fox series 24. She was that good. I'm glad I remembered to watch the first two episodes of the new season Sunday night. LIFE I thought that life offered so many intriguing true stories that one
did not need to listen to fantasies woven by the deranged minds of the storytellers I was still a teenager when he first came to our house. My older sisters and my mother were all taken away by him and his charm. They were fascinated by the stories he told about far off places and people with strange sounding names. I sat at a corner a time or two and listened to him for a while, but to me he sounded awfully long-winded. He seemed foreign and the characters of his tales, with names I couldn't pronounce, seemed able to do strange, unbelievable things. REFERENDUM Another look at the proposed referendum POLITICS Interview with Khosrow Seif, leader of Mellat Iran Party Khosrow Seif is a well known opposition figure in Iran. He entered politics at the age of 16 and was the long time political companion of Dariush Forouhar. He became the head of Mellat Iran (Nation of Iran) Party after the tragic death of Forouhar. He has been incarcerated several times. The last time was shortly after the student uprising at Tehran University in July 1999. He and many others were taken from their homes or while walking in the streets of the capital and jailed without any clear charges against them. NOTE Write and introduce her/him During the closing moments of 2004 as I was frantically trying to read through as many editions of current event publications as I possibly could I began to realize that the only time Iran surfaced in the news was when the said publication was writing about either Iran's nuclear program or its disparate politics. RIGHTS How many Islamic republics do we have to fight? One in Iran, one in Afghanistan,
fighting the creation of another in Iraq, and now one in Canada I am sure, right now, some of you will think: 'please don't exaggerate, this is going too far. This is not about the whole of Canada, it is only about the so-called "Moslem community". And it is only going to concern the civil and the family codes not other legal aspects. You are talking as though there is going to be stoning on the streets of Toronto, and furthermore, this is a voluntary matter, no one is forced to refer to these courts if they do not choose to. It is going to be purely "their own choice." LETTERS In response to Hooshang Amirahmadi's "Viable
option": AMERICA Guess who got a Presidential Medal of Freedom A couple of weeks ago, I woke up to the news that President Bush was decorating three distinguished Americans. Listening to the news closely, I gathered that the gentlemen being awarded were none other than retired General Tommy Franks, former CIA director George Tenet and former Ambassador Paul Bremer. Racking my brains, I tried to add up the brownie points these gentlemen have stashed away in the past few years. TRAVELERS Photo essay: Peru WEIGHT Will I be fit enough to play football with my twins in the local park? Thank goodness I am fat. At 15 months old, my twin sons delight in launching themselves at me, arms waving above their heads and throwing themselves over my stomach. After the initial attack, they try to take bites out of my midriff. Siavash will simply bite hard and hold for a second or two. This has the effect of making me scream in a comical high pitched voice which makes him laugh. BOOK Individual journey with Hafiz At my first dinner-party in Australia, my permanent abode, the host told me that her eccentric uncle was going to drop in later in the evening. After couple of hours mingling with her family, and other guests, where our conversations seemed to go around aimlessly, I started feeling bored, tired and thought to myself that I might have come to a country where there was not much in common between me and her peaceful, law abiding citizens. MUSIC Persian classical music ART Paintings RELIGION Mani and Manichaeaism The "notorious" brand of eastern Gnosticism, known as Manichaeaism, has been the subject of much interest to scholars past and present. The Manichaean religion (named after it's founder, the Persian sage Mani) spread rapidly through Asia after its birth in the third century, and by the end of the fourth century, had followers spanning from North Africa all the way to China. POLITICS Three things that make a liberal party POETRY Science vs. play POETRY The snowman has no heart 28 MORDAD Reconstructing the story of a coup that changed history To say that Iran has posed challenging foreign-policy problems for the United States since the Carter administration is an understatement. From the intense anti-Americanism and the hostage crisis during the Carter presidency to the Iran-contra scandal of the Reagan years to regime change and the Axis of Evil of President Bush, Iran-U.S. relations seem both bizarre and inexplicable. One book that provides an explanation of the roots of the problem is Stephen Kinzer's All the Shah's Men. LIFE Short story The girls were sitting and joking after dinner, and it was the kind of joking that made the boy feel like he was ready for the world, because it didn't feel like anything he couldn't handle. They happened to be girls, and they happened to be older, and they happened to each be at least a little beautiful when they spoke. But there was the same rise and fall to their conversation that showed they didn't know what was inbetween. LIFE Pottery and poetry I am not so handsome nor so ugly, not so tall nor so short, not so fat nor so slim, not so intelligent nor so dull, not so brave nor a coward, like nobody and like everybody, a person left from a forgotten generation. I am a potter. RELIGION The biggest victims of the Islamic revolution were the "akhoonds",
because a selected few of them made the name of ALL of them bad Since when have ALL the "turban-heads", aka Akhoonds/Mullahs been hurtful to Islam and Muslims? Just because we have a few khaens in power with the turban on (whom islamically you can call munafiqhs, because they use Islam for their own worldly desires) doesn't mean every akhoond/mullah is evil or bad. GUESTS Photo essay: Playing host to friends, Leila Farjami & Reza Z. Ebrahimi RIGHTS Bahai letter part of Western and Zionist conspiracy to pressure Iran
on Nuclear issue RELIGION Embarrassing those that have been systematically dragging Islam and Muslims
down I was flipping channels on my Telstar Satellite TV receiver, and suddenly came across a silhouette of a Mullah playing an electronic saxophone among images of fall tree leaves turning color from Green! I had to stop -- it was intriguing and provocative. The Mullah was playing with a roll of toilet paper on his head, and white toilet paper wrapped around his forehead to look like a turban! And wearing a bathrobe simulating a Mullah's coverall! A bearded "AyaToilet"! INTERNET Out of the blue my grandmother has decided to have a weblog My grnadmother is 80 years old with no teeth, no hair and whenever she needs to read something, she has to use her thick glasses. But she insists she has to have her own weblog. For my grandmother at her age who when she wakes up in the middle of the night to go to the washroom, the screeching sounds of her walker wakes up all the neighborhoods, writing a weblog should be a little bit late, but my nonna is a believer and no one can convince her otherwise. Not even world champion heavy wheight lifter Rezazadeh can stop her. HISTORY Part One: The life The time may have come, for us Iranians, to set a dispassionate eye on Mohammad-Reza Pahlavi as a human being with strengths and shortcomings. Time to try to understand the complex personality of the bright but fragile child who was thrust, by his father and historical circumstances, into the mould of a millennia-old autocracy which did not fit him. FICTION Short story OPINION Media pluralization in the digitial age The new Digital Civilization has made war more deadly. We have witnessed "shock and awe" in the new digital warfare in the Persian Gulf Wars of 1991 and 2003, NATO bombing of Yugoslavia in 2000, and the Afghanistan War of 2001. In all of these wars, direct and indirect civilian casualties have far outnumbered the military ones. As for peace, Digital Civilization has pluralized the media of global communication. Media pluralization is adding yet another layer to the nomadic, agrarian, commercial, and industrial of channels of communication. SATIRE By a suicide bomber Dear Sir, First of all let me express my immense appreciation for the opportunity to join your esteemed suicide bombing company. I can not begin to tell you how flattered I am to be considered for such a notable position. Your suicide bombing company is considered by many as the best in its field. Your benefits, health and retirement plans are unmatched by other suicide bombing squads and your training facility in the west coast is regarded as the finest in the country. POETRY New Year's Eve >>> Latest
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