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August 5, 2004

* Poll: Has he got a clue?

Dear Manesh,

Having been inspired by your amazing survey of opinions on Mrs Ebadi, as appeared on iranian.com [Can you do a better job?], I decided to put your super scientific method to test by running a similar survey to yours and, surprise surprise, I came up with exactly identical figures as reported by you. Isn't it so fascinating? Look:

1. Has Manesh got a single clue as to how to do a statistically reliable survey?
No hope in hell (64.57%)
Should join Iran's ministry of Information to work with his own kind (27.13%)
Would benefit from a crash course under Khamenei himself (8.30%)

2. What kind of democracy does Manesh want to see in Iran?
With Shirin Ebadi as President (64.57%)
With himself as President (8.30%)
With Shirin Ebadi and himself running the country jointly (27.13%)

3. When shopping for cucumbers (khyar chanbar) what does Manesh look for?
Long and thin ones (deraazo bareek) (8.30%)
Short and fat ones (kutaaho koloft) (27.13%)
Long and fat ones (deraazo koloft) (64.57%)

4. When Manesh is offered an ass (olaagh) as a gift, how will he respond?
With a broad grin (27.13%)
Immediately checks its gender manually (8.30%)
Takes the ass into his bedroom anyway (64.57%)

5. In a swimming pool:
Manesh wears an old Irooni underpants with legs rolled up (64.57%)
Manesh wears a sexy thong (8.30%)
Manesh wraps up in a red Irooni loung (27.13%)
and finally,

6. Does Manesh enjoy sucking up to Ebadi?
Needs some persuasion (8.30%)
Needs training on hygienic sucking (27.13%)
Needs surgery to separate the sucker from the sucked (64.57%)

Gosh! Your method works so well Man!

With regards,

Parkhash

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Shahnameh
* Sekandar, Iran and Aryans
* Iran in Shahnameh
Shirin Ebadi
* Poll: Has he got a clue?
* Praising Islam?
* Az maast k-e bar maast
* Change is slow
* Failing each other

* Difficulty in perfection
Zahra Kazemi
* Change is slow
Asian Cup
* Shame on Team Melli!
* I'm Croatian and proud
Israel-Palestine
* Palestinians wiped out?
Iranian-American
* I won't vote for Torkzadeh
IRI
* Deterioration overdue
Bush/Iran
* Bush is not as bad?
* US clean house in Iran
* Q is for Queer
* Intolerant intolerance
* Follows logic
* What many believe
* No military action

Bahai
* Is this Islam?
Homosexual language
* Orgasm or perish
* Silent opening

* Hillarious
* Laughing in Istanbul
* Glad
Neo-cons
* NO substance
* You liberals

Nojeh coup
* It all disolved
* Liberation from within
* Military intervention
* 'Liberate' Iran's billions

Travelers/photography
* Guatemala impressions
Sex trade
* Rajavi supporter or not
Radio Farda
* Give me the job!
Farah Pahlavi
* Horrible role model
Bam
* How dare you?
Art
* Photocopygenic
Persian lesson
* Words we hear a lot
* Soopoor or "superintendent"

Abjeez
* Logical advice
Vultarity, Profanity
* Deserve worse, but
* Tone of langauage

Music
* Ojoobeha
* Like Kurdistan's rivers
Googoosh
* Attacking our baby
* Freedom of choice

Question
* Ojoobeha
* Plastic foreingers
* Iranian in Madrid?
Disclaimer
* "REAL" Javid?

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